Friday, January 2, 2009

Life Is Just A Rooster Full Of Roses

So how many New Year's resolutions have you already broken?
Really?
See. This is why I do not make any.
Hell no. I never was any good at long-term goals. Thankfully, Mr. Moon IS, otherwise I'd be living in a box under the bridge. I can't even think in terms of resolutions. The very word resolution sounds like something Abraham Lincoln would say. Not me. I have to think more in terms of goals and they tend to be moment-to-moment goals. Or at the very longest, day-to-day.
Mainly they consist of this important one:

Keep breathing.

Works for me. Has so far for fifty-four years.

I think if I have any goals this year it would be this:
To wake up every day (still breathing) and try to make several measurable and obtainable and achievable goals for the day.
They may be something as simple as

1. Shave legs.

2. Make supper.

Or they may be more complex such as:

1. Consume at least five servings of fruits and vegetables today of varying colors and no, a vodka and orange juice does NOT count. Although a Bloody-Mary might. I think that would be two servings right there. The tomato juice AND the celery. Although the vodka would probably cancel out at least one of the vegetable servings. This is confusing. Best to just not count anything associated with vodka.

2. Drink at least six glasses of water.

3. Make the bed.

4. Walk for one hour and fifteen minutes.

5. Write for three hours.

6. Scrub the toilets.

See? Those goals are obtainable and measurable. Goals and resolutions like "Lose a bunch of weight, help others, and become more at peace with my place in the universe" are not.

I might even write these goals down. I don't know. I haven't gotten that far in the decision-making process.

BUT, I do know that I better make it a daily goal of studying my lines for at least fifteen minutes. This is not an option. I am already having nightmares about going onstage and having no idea what to say or when to say it. The very thought of this possibility gives me a hot flash.

And get this- I have been telling everyone and thinking that we were going to be doing the play on January 23 and 24. Done. Over.
Today I got an e-mail which stated quite clearly that the play dates are January 30 and 31 and February 6 and 7.
WHAT?!
Did they change it or have I just been lost in space for the past month? I have put in a call to my friend Kathleen about this as she is the stage manager and would surely know but so far, she has yet to call me back to tell me. But it's sort of disconcerting to think that I have been so far off base about something so important.

Well, that gives me another week to get these characters into shape with all the words in their mouths and the costumes on their bodies and for that I am grateful.

Sincerely grateful.

As I also am that the DAMN HOLIDAYS ARE OVER and despite all the wonderful fun and frivolity that I certainly enjoyed with my family and my friends, I am overjoyed to think of getting back to a healthier routine which includes exercise and more low-key living. I have been depending entirely on my anti-depressant for sanity and believe me, it is not enough.

So. Back to it. Let's get back to doing the things which make us feel good about ourselves. Throw out the fruitcake! Get that fucking Christmas tree out of the house! Go take a walk! Eat your fruits and veggies. Make your goals measurable and achievable. Put roses in your roosters.

And don't forget to breathe.

10 comments:

  1. Yeah, this is true. I know what my goals are, so there's no need speaking them aloud or writing them down for people to see, but I do almost every year with very good intentions.

    Crap, I need a rooster vase.

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  2. Hey, maybe your rosy rooster could hang out with my confederate chicken...oh wait, I threw it out, it was just too weird and hideous.
    Out with the old (and hideous) and in with the new!

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  3. Thanks for the wonderful meal last night. And for being such a wonderful Mama and raising me so nicely.

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  4. I have a ceramic chicken - perhaps it's a rooster, it's not anatomically correct- that I only drag out for Thanksgiving. I put olives in it. Perhaps your rooster and my chicken could hook up this year?

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  5. Nicol- yep. Our goals are our own. Sharing them is not helpful to me either. They are some of the most private things we have.
    And yes, EVERYONE needs such a happy rooster in their home.

    Rachel- I saw that chicken of yours and he was scary! Now my rooster is a cock of a different color. So to speak.

    HoneyLuna- I am not sure that last night was such a great example of your proper upbringing. But then again (sigh) perhaps it was.
    Dinner WAS good, wasn't it?

    MOB- Sure! I could use all the little roosters I could get.

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  6. Hey Ms Moon!

    I love reading this blog of yours... it's like having a real imaginary friend! I can answer or not according to my mood and energy and not be offensive. ( I, like you am a fan of being social from a distance at times...) So it really is a treat that way! It's also like reading a good book too, one where you know all the characters... And there's always so much to learn from them, as well as entertainment value, antics, comfort, imagery.... damn! You've just got it all right here baby!

    I am also happy to be on the recovering side of the holidays as well. Much like travel, it's great fun, and then it's good to be back in your own cozy bed too.

    Enjoy your evening, and thanks for all the groovy blogging.
    xo PF

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  7. I can't stand Christmas, but I am sad about taking down my fake tree because I like the lights :)

    But. Yes you are right--time to return to normalcy. Whatever THAT was.

    I'm hoping 2009 brings a whole new brand of normal. The better kind ;)

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  8. SJ- there is no law saying you can't keep Christmas lights up all year long anywhere you want.
    Thank goodness, or I'd be arrested.

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  9. Little Flower- You're so sweet. Thank-you, darlin'.

    Aunt Becky- Amen, indeed. Happy New Year, almost-new-mama.

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