Here we have a living specimen of Roosteria Walmartia. There are actually quite a few chickens living in and around the Walmart parking lot in Tallahassee. I hardly ever go to Walmart but I went today, looking for the shelf liner I like for the cabin. I am not a huge fan of the Pioneer Woman (probably jealousy but actually not) but I do love some of her shelf liner.
But Walmart is the only place it can be bought, as far as I know and since we are going up there tomorrow I was told by He Who Knows that we needed shelf liner so I went to buy some. When I parked and got out of my car I heard a young rooster crowing. I knew it was a young rooster because he had that learning-to-crow strangled gargle in his voice, unlike the full, rounded tones of the mature rooster's crow. So I went to find him and I did and I took his picture.
Right there on Lane 5 at the Walmart parking lot right next to a palmetto.
God I miss my chickens and watching how their society and culture work.
But it can be disconcerting to hear a rooster crowing at Walmart and some people actually try to catch the chickens, thinking they'll take them home and adopt them, not realizing that chickens can fly, run faster than you'd think with those two skinny legs, and are pros at avoiding capture. Not to mention that these particular chickens are pretty darn happy living where they do.
A couple got out of their car about the same time I did and they heard our handsome fellow too. They came over to see him and take a picture. They were amazed! I told them about the other chickens living in and around the parking lot and the woman asked, "But what do they eat?"
I imagine that besides the bugs and lizards and mice and plants and seeds that all chickens will eat, they often feast on whatever humans leave behind, both intended and unintended for them. They are probably extremely happy birds. And they must be nesting in the surrounding area where there are still grasses and trees.
Dammit.
"I don't need no damn assistance!" I can hear people saying as they scan their own items, bag them, and put them in their carts. My check-out lady and the woman bagging my groceries were having a deep conversation about whether or not it was worth it to drive all the way to Chik Fil A to get a lemonade. Not a word was spoken to me until I'd paid and was leaving at which point the checker said, "Have a great day!"
"You too," I mumbled, and off I went.
I haven't been to the cabin since before the Weatherfords left for North Carolina so it's been awhile. I, too, want to see what's been done. Glen says there are tools and stuff scattered around everywhere so I'm not expecting to get a sudden urge to move in. And there's still a lot to be done.
Oh dear god, how I wish the thought of this gave me more joy.
I CAN DO THIS!
I might see how I react to gummies though. Legal as a Walmart bakery apple pie.
And that will give you some perspective on how big my beloved front-yard live oak is.
Every time I look at this tree, or am in her presence, I feel humbled and awed. No, she is not a sequoia or a redwood but she is worthy of my adoration, I think.
Here we are.






































