Tuesday, May 21, 2024

Wherein My Phone And Possibly God Are Trying To Tell Me Something


That is a Brazilian-plume that's blooming in the camellia bed. Another thing that I did not plant and I am not sure how it got there. There's another one in the old kitchen garden so I suppose it spread that way. At least it doesn't seem to be invasive. This morning I watched Jack on his morning stroll and as he approached the camellias and that plant, he laid down and stretched his arms out in front of him like he had decided to just sit there and take in the loveliness. 

Here's what he looked like last night when I went into my bathroom to get ready for bed.



Seeing the tongue I would say that perhaps he was getting a little sip of water but there was no water in that tub. He was just waiting for me. He hung out while I took my shower and brushed my teeth and then he bounced into the bedroom and jumped on the bed. 
We do not train cats, cats train us, as Lily said yesterday. We were talking about cats because Gibson has just gotten a new kitty and it is the cutest kitty I've ever seen. 


You can't tell but that cat is so tiny you could carry her in your shirt pocket and probably not even remember she was there. Gibson has wanted a new kitten for a long time and now he has one. They have named her Nico. It is good to have a new cat in the family. I would say that there can never be too many cats but that would be a big lie.

Lord. This morning was a mess. I had my dermatologist appointment at 1:30 so I was already in a panic about that. Then I realized my phone wasn't charged from being plugged in last night. I do believe the charging port needs cleaning out. But besides that, whenever I tried to plug it in this morning, I got a message that the phone had detected liquid somewhere in the charging line which was a big lie. The phone had been nowhere near liquid of any kind that morning or last night either, for that matter. 
Then I tried to call and activate my new debit card and as the woman I finally talked to told me, "You card does not enter our system."
Okay.
That was a clusterfuck and it took Glen to straighten it out after I'd called the credit union and been told the issue was fixed so go ahead and try it again! 
The card still did not enter the system until Glen actually talked to someone at the credit union that he knows who did get it straightened out. 
And then I got my phone to take a charge so that was all good but of course I was still panicking about the doctor's appointment but I got there on time (in my own car which Glen had already replaced the battery in) and had to fill out a long-ass medical history form ON AN IPAD before I was shown in to the examining room. While I was in the waiting area, a Meemaw and her daughter were there. The daughter talked a lot and had a little-girl-like voice. I could not help but hear what they were saying. The daughter mentioned twice that she had prayed for things and that the Lord did indeed answer her prayers. One of the prayer subjects was the dog. She prayed for it not to go any farther than the gate. And now it doesn't. 
The other issue took an entire summer of prayer and that petition to god was for some child to get a good teacher this year. 
Again, the Lord answered in a positive manner. 
And now we know why prayers to stop things like war and disease are not working- it's because of all the southern women in the US who are constantly badgering god about things like dogs and good school teachers. 

Anyway, I got called back and the doctor was quick, thorough, and fine. He checked me out and unbelievably, despite an entire lifetime of spending way too much time in the Florida sun, I had only one spot that looked to be precancerous (the spot that I was worried about) and he simply froze it and said it should drop off in a week or so. 
THAT WAS IT! 
Phew.
What a relief. 

So that was all good.

Not so much with the Tiny House. Oh, things aren't terrible. They got the little house almost exactly where they want it but in doing so a neighbor's land and driveway were messed up AND Mr. Moon's glasses fell off while he was chopping back bamboo and he never did find them. He said he needs a new prescription anyway. 
There was more. The keys to the house didn't make it with the house, which is locked, and there are some other issues that need to be addressed but... progress is being made. 


That's what I picked this afternoon. I have got to can some more beans tomorrow. My refrigerator is bursting with them. The tomatoes are coming along so, so slowly. 


The roses are having a second bloom and the volunteer zinnias from last summer are starting to flower. 


Oh wait! I forgot to mention the fact that when I took myself out to lunch I left my phone on the car and when I finally found it, it had changed its message about liquid to one about being way too hot and needing to cool down before I could use it. No doubt. It was ninety degrees in that parking lot and who knows what the surface temperature of my car was. 
Ever since I ate that lunch (shrimp and hushpuppies- try not to judge me), my stomach has not felt great. Maybe that god the woman in the waiting room prays to is trying to tell me not to eat hushpuppies. I would not be surprised. But, all's well that ends well and my phone is fine (seemingly) and my car ran great and I do not have a possibly deadly skin growth of any kind so hallelujah, praise the Lord, and, oh yes, my new debit card works just lovely.

Love...Ms. Moon

36 comments:

  1. Great garden haul. Zinnias and tomatoes, oh yes!

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  2. Maybe it's the shrimp 🍤 you need to avoid for awhile!
    I agree that is a great garden haul!
    It's got to be a relief to know your spots are not going to eat you alive!!
    I hope the little house fiasco got all straightened out!

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    1. I'm pretty sure it was the three hushpuppies.
      And I am certainly glad that this little thing on my chest isn't going to kill me.

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  3. I've never had a skin check and I probably should, but none of my spots are bothering me and they all look exactly as they always did, so maybe I'll wait another year.
    A house with no keys? Tsk Tsk.
    I don't know what hushpuppies are as food, here in Australia we used to make Hush Puppies which are men's shoes.

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    1. If nothing is changing, you're probably fine. But it doesn't hurt to check, I guess.
      Keys are in hand!
      Yes. Hushpuppies are also a shoe brand.

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  4. Good news at the doctor! My husband has an appointment for a consultation on a colonoscopy on Thursday and he will drive us both crazy by then. I can't imagine the days leading up to the procedure!

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  5. Like River, I also googled. No wonder your tummy was feeling a bit off. The Lord is certainly telling you to avoid those things.
    Himself was made redundant once and it took him months and months of constant applying for jobs, interviews, old contacts - you know the drill. Finally after a very difficult time for both of us he landed a job through an old contact. The Aunt declared that she had been praying for him every day and that is why he got the job. I might have commented that it would have been nice if god had listened and acted a bit sooner to save us all that stress. She didn't get it.

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    1. I think if I'd just eaten one hushpuppy I would have been fine. But no harm done.
      Oh GAWD! Thanks, Auntie. But what you don't understand, Ms. Merlot, is that our time is not god's time. Thus the hang-up.

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  6. You have had quite a day! Gibson is in for some fun with Miss Nico.

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  7. So that's what's clogging up the prayer pipes. Low priority stuff. Now we know. Maybe people should have to pre qualify to make requests.
    I'm glad most things worked out, especially the derma
    The house arrived without a key?? I'm wondering what more. Maybe God should get busy around Tom. Unless Tom already kicked him out.

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    1. Well, you know- I guess the dog wasn't that low of a priority for that lady. It would be funny if we had to pre-qualify for prayer requests.
      I think Tom kicked god out a long time ago. Could be the problem. You think?

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  8. 37paddington: you have given a very full illustration of the word clusterfuck in this post; so many things went awry, but then it all came back into balance very nicely too, except of course for the ongoing saga of the tiny house. No keys? Really? But Tom is a lucky man to have a friend like your husband. Glen Moon is a hero.

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    1. Glen is blowing me away with his kindness and his deeds. I mean- he's out there doing the work. And he's still taking care of me, too, making sure my car runs, helping me get my debit card activated. I always knew he was a good man but this is beyond beyond.

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  9. It's the succession of little things that bug the hell out of you isn't it. Oh they inevitably get sorted but sometimes there really is a straw that breaks the camel's back!

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  10. Yes, I also had to google hush puppies......around here they used to be shoes! Probably still are!
    Quite a day you had.....glad it all worked out.

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    1. I do believe that Glen wore Hushpuppies the first time he ever came to my house. Really big giant Hushpuppies.

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  11. Sounds like the woman at the dermatologist has "fundie baby voice," defined by sweet, submissive, breathy, honey-like sound that pours from the mouths of Sunday school teachers and pastor's wives. Alarmingly, it's taught in fundamentalist circles to very young girls so they can "be attractive and non-threatening to men." Speaker of the House's wife uses it. So does Amy Coney Barrett and Senator Katie Britt, who used the infantilizing voice in her rebuttal to the last State of the Union--oddly even when she was describing sexual violence and murder that's supposedly overtaking the country. It's supposed to portray a dutiful wife, childlike innocence and submissiveness. It's usually whispery and accompanied by a big smile. Never trust it. It's all part of the "Make America's Women Docile Again Movement." Whenever I hear it--especially from women in power--I shudder and pay attention to what they are doing under the mask of that voice. It's almost always taking away women's rights and lifting up scary men. INSANE!

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    1. You know, Susan From Ohio, I had that thought too. That she had the little girl churchy voice. Not to be confused with Trad Wife voice. Both are ugly. I've noticed in my hours and hours of listening to Mormon Stories podcasts that Mormon women have their own special churchy voice. It's different from the other ones. So do the men! Oh my god do they fucking drone. At least when they're speaking in public. I saw that speech by Katie Britt and it was sickening. You are exactly right about those being the very women who want to take women's rights away from them.
      The funny thing about this women I saw yesterday was that her mother didn't share that voice trait at all nor did she seem that excited about the stories of prayer. She seemed much more down-to-earth.

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  12. Oh, goodness. That rant about the "fundie baby voice" was me--Susan From Ohio. The voice drives me to another level of distraction. I'm pretty sure that's why I pressed publish before entering my name. I get all riled up over these fundamentalists and their control of women.

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  13. I had the same immediate thought when I read how that woman believes her god is answering her prayers. What a selfish, childish way of thinking. I worked with a woman in tech sales who called herself a “good Christian.” She prayed to god for her own personal wealth and “he” answered her prayers. It was appalling. And she was a hideous human being. (There I go again.)

    I just fell in love with Nico! And that Brazilian plume is beautiful. Great news from the dermatologist.

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    1. Yeah. What kind of a human being thinks that some mythological Creator of the Universe is going to use his powers to give them wealth? And I tell you what bugs me just as much- people who believe they can manifest shit like new cars and new houses and better jobs. Like- all you have to do is let the universe know what you want and it'll happen. Same-same as the prayer stuff.
      Isn't Nico a doll baby? I want a kitten just like her so bad but my cats would probably slay the little thing.

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  14. Well, good news about the dermatology appointment! I love those Brazilian plumes -- or jacobinas, as we called them. I wish I could grow them here, but they'd be way out of their comfort zone. (Like our avocado!)

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    1. Well, maybe in a few years you'll be able to grow them there. Except, you know- climate change isn't real or anything.

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  15. Your garden is doing well. I have two pumpkins planted that are surviving so far, despite the cold. The tomatoes are hanging in too but not growing, just surviving.
    When Katie was little we used to have lunch at a McDonalds near a big church. One day the church people were talking about praying about their parking lot, where was the money going to come from? I felt like yelling at them that they should quit wasting god's time with requests for money and let him fix my daughter, but I restrained myself.
    I'm glad you survived your day.

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    1. I would have had a very, very hard time not busting right into that conversation. You are absolutely right- why pray for a parking lot when you could pray for children who need help?
      You are more tolerant than I am, I'm afraid.

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  16. Your garden is producing big time. Look at that tomato showing red. Impressive. Things tend to happen in 3's. Hopefully, you've got your 3 complete and all will be smooth sailing. Religion? I recently came out of TJ's and two young women invited me to join them for their church service. Recruiting in the parking lot. No thank you. What's next?

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    1. Things do seem to happen in threes. I swear- tech problems seem to cluster and so do car problems.
      Oh god. Why do so many Christians believe that they can only get to heaven by converting people to their religion? If they want to practice it, fine, but don't drag me into it. I'm afraid I would have been very rude to those women.

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  17. Having witnessed God's munificence with regard to the dog (God spelt backwards!) may we assume that you are now going to take up a truly Christian life? I remember that there's a church right next door to you. After regular attendance you could become the preacher. But please remember that God's emissaries tend not to swear like sea captains.

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  18. I'm glad the trip to the dermatologist went well and you only had one spot to freeze. I had several to freeze on my face and I had places to go so but it was with family so nobody was too grossed out or at least they didn't admit it! ;)
    I don't know how but I got a post behind so I am catching up...

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