Monday, September 16, 2024

Quest Labs Is Not Quest Love


That's the only picture I've taken today and it's of Miss Sophie, Jessie's dog, and that's how she likes to relax to watch and see what's going on outside. 

I was in town because I need to get blood drawn before my annual appointment with Dr. Zorn and because I have absolutely no sense whatsoever, I did not make an appointment beforehand. Now, in my defense, last time I went to that lab I did have an appointment but they were so far behind due to a staff shortage that it still took well over an hour before I was ushered into the inner-sanctum where they keep the needles, tubes, rubber tourniquets, and all that other paraphernalia. So why bother to make an appointment. 

BECAUSE, YOU DUMB SHIT, WITHOUT ONE YOU'LL NEVER GET SEEN!

This is the lesson I learned today. Painfully, and slowly. 
Painfully because sitting on my ass on that chair was not kind to my sciatic nerve and slowly because it took me about an hour and a half to realize that walk-in's are really not going to be seeing the piercing chambers. It wasn't really horrible. I mean, I hadn't eaten or had any coffee but that's not a biggie. I did not enjoy the very old lady who took it upon herself to sit down beside me after her labs had been done to explain to me why I should have made an appointment ("You can do it on a computer or on your phone!") when she had just heard one of the employees give me the entire speech about how they deal with walk-in's (never). Then she got up on unsteady legs, and as she walked towards the door she said to me, "You really should have made an appointment."
Well, no shit Ms. Sherlock. Thanks so much for pointing that out. 
And then I proceeded to wait another twenty minutes and then I left. As soon as I got in the car I made an appointment for tomorrow and have text confirmation of that and so I shall be back tomorrow. 

The rest of the day wasn't bad. Some of it was really good. Jessie and I ate lunch and then I went to Publix and saw Lily and got groceries and then I went to Costco and the very nicest thing happened there. When I was walking in, an employee that I did not recognize passed me going the other way and said to me, "You are so pretty!" and I can't tell you that last time that happened. I was wearing my aqua blue linen dress that I do always get compliments on whenever I wear it but no one ever calls me pretty. I was so shocked that for a second I didn't respond but then I said, "Thank you!" and "So are you!" I didn't even really see her long enough to have made a real judgement about that but I had noticed that her eye shadow was very fancy. Not as beautiful as Brenda's mermaid eyes are, of course, but she had definitely taken care and taken time to make herself attractive which I had certainly not done. I had on no make-up, a plain pair of earrings, aqua-blue flip flops that match my dress, and that was that. Oh, my hair was pulled back and held with a hair stabber so tightly that it was this close to giving me a headache.
So anyway, that was the sweetest thing and another woman told me that my dress was a beautiful color and it is and what am I going to do when I finally wear that thing to shreds? 
Well, I'm not going to worry about that. I'll probably be so agoraphobic at that point that I'll never leave the house anyway. 

I got to see Jessie's little chicks who are all getting their wing feathers. I held one of them and sniffed it. I do love the way baby chicks smell. One of them is at least twice as large as the others and may well be a rooster. I am excited for her that she is raising chickens again. 

I am so tired tonight that I am wondering if I am still experiencing the after-effects of Covid. I know it's quite possible. Or do I have a terminal illness? I guess we'll see if I ever get my blood drawn. I was thinking today, while I was in the lab place, of a guy who worked at one of the places I did a clinical experience in when I was in nursing school. It was an unusual assignment, really. It was in a gunpowder factory in St. Marks, which is near the coast about forty miles from Tallahassee. So my nursing partner and I would travel down there together on the days we were scheduled to be there and the whole thing was just rather bizarre. The reason they had student nurses going to a gunpowder factory is that this place had a clinic with a registered nurse. Not only did she take care of any and all medical problems that didn't require a doctor, she also had to test the employee's blood every month or so for lead levels because guess what? There's lead in gunpowder. There were a lot of strict rules about all of this. A doctor came in once a week to discuss problems that anyone was having and looked over records. I'm sure this was all OSHA directed. I have a few good stories about this place. My partner was a good friend of mine and oh my god. We made each other laugh so much that it was hard to be appropriate at times. 
But the nurse who worked there was an older woman who had seen it all and probably done most of it. One day when she was doing blood draws for the lead levels, a guy came in who had been addicted to heroin which he had been introduced to when he was in the Viet Nam war. He offered this information freely and the nurse was not disturbed in the least. The problem was, although he'd been clean for years, during his active drug use, he'd blown out all his veins because he had used intravenously. I mean, ALL his veins. That poor nurse could not get a good vein so he began showing her the places where he thought she might be able to stick that needle to get some blood. They worked together on this project in a friendly, non-judgmental way. Perhaps this is why I'll never forget that experience. I can't remember whether she was ever successful or not but I do recall that he tried to get her to let him try to hit a vein and she just could not go that far. 

So that's your story for today. 
We'll see what tomorrow dredges up in the muck of my mind. 

Love...Ms. Moon





 

35 comments:

  1. "You really should have made an appointment!" Let's hope that you remember to turn up for tomorrow's appointment just like the very old and very sensible lady did today. All you have to do is follow her example then you'll be okay.

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    1. I followed her example! Up to a point. I did NOT put on a quarter inch of make-up before leaving the house.

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  2. Here's the thing. You should have -- nah, I'll leave it.
    I had to skim over the part about n***dles and bl**d, not being a nurse, can't even watch. But I hope all goes well tomorrow.

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    1. I tell you what- I will never not make an appointment again! Phew!
      All went well.

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  3. I never make blood draw appointments. Guess I'm lucky. At least you had a pleasant rest of the day.

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    1. You must be lucky. Lucky not to have to go to Quest Lab in Tallahassee, FL.

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  4. how lovely to be singled out as pretty by anyone..with a full heart! What a joy, that may have (to some small degree) made up for the cluster**** at the lab........... yikes. Happy evening to you... I trust Maurice is still *in wait* for her Jack ...... I don't believe animals grieve....as we do....but they certainly have an innate (sp) sense of something *off*.....and I believe that *is* Maurice at the moment.....as well as you and Mr Moon. Time...... and acceptance of the inevitable.... sad, but true.
    Susan M
    PS....just thought of this....did the carnation (double pink perfection) I sent you 2 years ago ever *take*?

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    1. Maurice actually seems more relieved every day, to be honest.
      Sigh.
      The seeds you sent did sprout but did not live. I just don't think North Florida is a good place for carnations although perhaps I just did something wrong.

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    2. Nah, doubt you did anything wrong at all! Carnations just don't thrive in Florida! Lesson learned! Just sorry you can't enjoy the most divine fragrance they have!
      Susan M

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  5. How nice that you got a compliment about looking pretty! Last week two different women told me, "I like your shirt!" which pleased me to no end. It's a navy blue shirt with white daisies that form the peace sign on the front.
    I also think you are pretty, Mary - inside and out! :)

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    1. Compliments are so nice, aren't they? Especially when they are completely spontaneous from a stranger.

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  6. If you are new to Quest, I can understand not having made an appointment. Over the years, I've used Quest labs and unlike the larger hospital labs, they have always required an appointment for a blood draw. I like Quest and the doctors that work with them.
    Your blue dress is a lovely outfit and I do agree with the woman that said, you are pretty, especially so in your blue dress!

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    1. I feel like I'm waiting to be booked into the county jail at our Quest lab. It's about the same sort of experience.
      You have not seen a recent picture of me, woman! But thank you.

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  7. You had an interesting day today I'd say, seeing lots of different folks and chicks and Sophie. May your appointment tomorrow go fast!

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    1. It went fast enough that I did not lose my mind.

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  8. Here you rock up and take a number and hope there aren't too many before you! If you are having specific tests or have specific conditions you let somone know and they will triage you.
    I had a young lad who required daily doses of a sub-cutaneous drug to stimulate his bone marrow to produce something or other. He was an ex user and the pig of an oncologist said he'll be able to do it - he won't be scared of injecting himself. The doctor and I had words and I went and spoke to the lad as I would any other patient in the same position regarding self injecting and potential hurdles. He said to me "You know what I used to be, don't you" and I replied "This is different". The look on his face broke my heart. He died just before his 21st birthday. Such a waste. He had Hodgkin Lymphoma and if it had been diagnosed earlier he would have survived but yet another bloody doctor brushed him off because he was an ex junkie. Sorry to waffle - your story brought back strong feelings. Doctors suck. Nurses rule!!!

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    1. This is unfortunately probably a far too common experience for former drug users. Or...women. Or...anyone below the poverty line. Doctors CAN be empathetic and caring but you're right- overwhelmingly, it's the nurses.

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  9. I just love it when women lift each other! You are beautiful!

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    1. You're so right about women. That woman had no reason to say that to me except that she felt it. It was so sweet.

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  10. As soon as that person told you that an appointment was needed, you should have made on right then. The first woman not the later chatty one.
    There's lead in gunpowder? No wonder half your country is nuts about their guns! Lead poisons the brain and leads to reduced cognitive skills. Hooray for baby chicks.

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    1. I think the first appointment they could have given me would have been about noon and I'd already been waiting an hour and a half and it was already ten-thirty.
      Yes, m'am! There is lead in gunpowder and get this- part of the manufacturing processes are so dangerous that they only allow one person in the building at a time where that's going on!

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  11. My entire arm was bruised by a poor draw and I've not had one since. Sophie is a cute dog.

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    1. Oh dear. I'd like to think that was a one-off situation. But it's your arm!

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  12. The lives some people have led... and survived. It makes one stop and think (or at least I hope it always does). The lab experience must have been so frustrating. Glad you got it worked out. Our nearby lab doesn’t require or expect appointments. Supposedly. But every time you arrive without one, the receptionist asks, “Do you have an appointment?” and then huffs when you say, “No.” I now have to go to the big medical centre for my blood work and it’s a great experience. By the way, in every photo you’ve shared of yourself my thought is “she’s pretty.” Look at yourself through my eyes... or, better yet, Glen’s! YOU are pretty.

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    1. You haven't seen any recent pictures of me- trust me. But thank you for being so sweet.
      I really hope that your medical centers and doctors in your new home are as good as the ones you have now. I bet they will be. I think of Spain as having excellent health care.

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  13. we have a Quest lab here bout 5 minutes from my house (just about everything is 5 or 10 minutes from my house) and I always make an appointment for as early as I can get it because I'll be fasting and I want my coffee. the last time the tech was so good I didn't feel a thing. how nice to get a compliment from a stranger.

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    1. Yes. The fasting isn't so bad but damn- I need my coffee. I seriously did not feel it when the tech hit my vein today. At all.

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  14. I think you should show us a picture of your green dress. Two things I love - green, and linen.

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  15. Well, that dress is obviously working for you! Don't ever get rid of it! :)

    Annoying about the lab. Here in the UK, the doctor sends us to the local hospital to get blood drawn, and we do have to make an appointment. I've never tried walking in but I have a feeling it would be frowned upon. (But I'm not trying to appointment-shame you like that older woman you spoke to, I swear!)

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    1. I don't think that woman was trying to shame me. I think she just felt compelled to share her wisdom with me for some bizarre ego-related reason. It was like being mansplained to except it was eldersplained.

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  16. I do all my blood work at Quest and always make an appointment because I know that wait otherwise. I used to have to go to my clinic to do blood work and I would get there before they opened since I needed to head to work after. I would be the first one there and would still get pushed out by the retired folks that would run up to the door right before they unlocked it even though they could see I was there first just not crowding the door. Very rarely would any of them acknowledge that I was there first, too anxious to get in there so they could go get thier free McDonalds coffee. lol.

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    1. That is so rude! Waiting for any sort of medical procedure is generally quite unpleasant and when you know you need to get to work, that only makes it worse.

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  17. I don't even need an appointment here, the doc just sends in the order and I can go whenever. My husband has to have appointments at the VA though. Seems like they could easily have worked you in, only takes a few minutes! But then, there are some that like their little bit of power.

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  18. They do take Walk-Ins at our Labs but whether you have an Appointment or not, they usually have ridiculously long waits. I was so relieved to transfer to a Health Clinic that has it's own Lab on site, and is efficient and does it right after the Doc orders one and after your Doc Appointment. The worse used to be the Military Base Labs, they lost your Results all the time and didn't inform the Doc even if they didn't lose your samples/results... it was beyond incompetent and we quit going there becoz of it. After you turn 65 you can't use the Military Clinics anymore anyway no matter how many Years you Served. The Man Served 39 Years and has to either go the VA now or straight Civilian and pay.

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