Monday, July 15, 2024

First World Problems And End-Of-The-World Problems. And A Zinnia


This morning when we went out to look at the garden and turned on the sprinklers, I tried to catch how lovely it was with the zinnias all jewel-like in the sun and the water making rainbows over everything but it didn't really come out the way I'd wished. Sometimes pictures make things look better than they are and sometime, they don't begin to represent the true beauty. I am sure that a great deal of that depends on the person taking the picture. I swear- if I get a good picture, it's pure luck. 

Now with a zinnia like this, all you need to do is point and shoot. 

I love how this particular variety has squared-off petals. 

Although it's nice to have Mr. Moon home again, there has been more than a little frustration due to the fact that he does not have his phone. I don't know about you but Glen and I feel like we're missing a limb if we don't have our phones. And here, Mr. P., you can feel free to laugh at us but this is our world and how we live in it. First off, we both listen to audio books and, in my case, podcasts on and off all day long. We reach for our phones to check the weather, to get texts and yes, calls. I use mine to take pictures all the time. And identify plants. And insects. Any question we may have, whether it's about some mysterious warning message on the car or who that film actor is can be instantly answered with The Google. 
I don't even need to mention social media which I am mostly just on FaceBook but that's bad enough. 
And, Mr. Moon uses his phone for business although it's much more part-time than it used to be. 
So today was rough. He left his phone in the rental car he returned in Las Vegas and realized he'd left it behind just a few minutes later but he and Brenda were running late to catch their plane and he didn't have time to go back. He figured it would not be that hard to call the rental place and tell them about the phone and they would find it and overnight it to him. 

Haha!

I won't go into all the details because they're boring as shit but he's been dealing with the phone insurance situation all day because the rental car people hadn't been able to find the phone and he thought he'd have to replace it and so on and so forth and of course he had to use MY phone to make these calls. At one point, I walked into the Glen Den and I could hear the woman who was supposedly helping him from the insurance place telling him all about her family and how their children were in college and how blessed she was to have such great children and a loving husband. "And he also says I'm a loving wife!" I heard her say proudly. 
Ooh boy. 
Honestly, I think by that time she already knew the names of all our children and grandchildren and their pets. Glen's a friendly guy. 

I did get my phone back long enough to take it on my walk because I use it not only to listen to a book or a podcast to distract me from the torture but also I have an app called "Map My Walk" which tells me my exact milage or, yardage. Whatever. I need this so that when I've walked what I consider to be a decent walk, I can come home. Today, however, I did not reach that point. It was so fucking hot and so fucking humid I just couldn't do much. And I am not ashamed. I'm just proud of myself for doing what I did. 

But I was acting a little pissy about having to share my phone (MY PHONE) and then I had a talk with myself and apologized for being selfish and made him a BLT and now he's gone over to check on Tom with MY PHONE because someone is supposed to call him from the rental place because they did find HIS PHONE but there are hold-ups to getting it overnighted back here and someone has to call him and they have the number of MY PHONE because how else would they get in touch with him? 

I know it's just a tiny little First World cluster-fuck problem and we'll have forgotten all about it by next week. 

I got one of my tiny goals accomplished today by weeding the flower/banana/herb bed beside my kitchen. It was overcast for awhile and I took the opportunity but it was still wicked hot. And I got stuck by rose thorns that look more like piranha teeth than anything belonging to a plant and I didn't begin to start working on the border grass/chenille plant/Virginia creeper problem there which is threatening to choke the entire area. 

I do love to bitch, don't I? 

Maurice has just come up on the porch which reminds me that she has already made her peace with her primary human and taken a few naps with him on his chair. He slept well last night but I think he's got a pretty serious sleep deficit going. 

I hope Glen finds Tom moved into his perfect little Tiny House and has the AC on and has figured out how to use the stove. 
Well. I suppose dreams can come true. But I'm not betting the ranch on this one. 

I just noticed that the way the late-afternoon sun is shining through the window in the bathroom off the kitchen is as pretty as a poem. It's making a pattern on a leaf I'm rooting of the lace curtain behind it and also its own twisting stems and I thought, "Oh! I need to take a picture of that!" 
And then I realized- I don't have MY PHONE!

I would discuss the person that Trump has chosen for his running mate today but I've been negative enough already. Add to that the fact that his Florida Fan Girl judge, Aileen Cannon, dismissed the documents case against him (remember when they found all those classified documents at Mar-A-Lago, even in a BATHROOM, that the Orange Intestine was using to make lists on and impress his buddies with??) on grounds that the appointment of and funding for Special Counsel Jack Smith was illegal and I just can't deal with another damn indication that the Age of Aquarius has come and definitely gone, only to be replaced by The Horror of Hitler Part II. 

Too much? 
Well, I agree. Too much for me to take in. 

Let's remember to be as kind to each other as we can. Beyond that, I have no advice whatsoever. 

Love...Ms Moon



44 comments:

  1. When I dropped my phone in the portapotty, I said to Tim that we needed to scoot into the store. "Why?" He asked. "So I can get a new phone.' (We use androids and straight talk). He was sure we could get by with one phone. I was sure we could not.

    Glad his phone has been found, but I can tell you, I understand your pain
    4 hours without my phone was enough.

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    1. The phone saga is nowhere near over.
      And no, no couple can make do with one phone. Well, maybe there are a few couples out there who could but I am not part of one.

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  2. The news….I just can’t. Lost phone would make me crazy. Couldn’t you use find my phone for the rental car to locate it? Oh well they have acknowledged that they have it now. This is probably going to disappear when I try to publish it because I am using the IPAD which won’t for some reason let me use my account.
    —claudia

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    1. And yet, it published!
      Yes. We know where the phone is. However, we can't seem to get ahold of anyone who will send it to us. It's a mess.

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  3. Our phones have taken the place of cameras, calendars, timers, flashlights, and so much more. They are the Swiss Army knives of our times so small wonder we are at a loss when we don’t have it. It would make me crazy. Scary how much power a little handheld thing has over me but I admit I would be totally stressed without it.
    For the first time in my long life I’m avoiding the news like the plague for self preservation. I’ll check the national hurricane center daily instead. On my phone of course. Hope Mr. Moons arrives very soon.
    Xoxo
    Barbara

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    1. You're right. We use our phones for endless tasks. We carry the world in our pocket. I do not know if this is good or bad but it is what it is.
      I don't feel like watching the news these days either. Not one bit.

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  4. I think you feel about your phone like your toothbrush! Not for sharing. I'm glad Mr M will soon have his PHONE back...

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    1. I'd RATHER share my toothbrush with my husband than my phone.

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  5. JDPantsOnFire, my other senator. I hope he relinquishes his seat to run. Then we could elect a more suitable representative. But it doesn't work that way, except in my dreams. I read his coming of age memoir years ago, long before he came to national attention. If asked then, I would have pegged him a liberal.

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    1. He's a real piece of work, isn't he? Oh, he used to hate Trump with a fiery passion. Not so much anymore.

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  6. Your phone is your tool for the world and you need it at this point. Understood! I have a tiny IPHONE - good for not much- I rarely use it, can't see it for one, and for another I really dislike being plugged in- I use my computer and ipad and cannon camera instead. .

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    1. Well, here you are. I knew I'd read this. Weird blogger.

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  7. I can't face life at this point. All the accusations that Joe set this up? Get real. I was already leaving news because I can't slap people thru the tv to make them stop shooting us in the foot about Joe stepping down. And then Saturday. rrrrrrrrrrrrr I just want to lock myself in a room. Hope the phone surfaces soon.

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    1. I would be fine and dandy, just right here in my house in Lloyd as long as I could go out and work in the yard. I do not want to deal with the world as it is in the least.

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  8. "The Horror of Hitler Part two" that sounds about right. For now. Hopefully the vote will swing Blue and things will steady out a bit. Or a lot.
    Too bad you couldn't take a photo of that bathroom. A spare camera would be handy for that, but having one just in case and never needing it because you always have your phone seems a bit silly. Until you suddenly don't have your phone. I hope Mr Moon's phone arrives home very soon.
    The sprinkler photo is nice. My mum used to have different lenses for her camera and one would put rainbows in the picture which sounds nice but she would put rainbows in odd places where they would never naturally appear.

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    1. I think the whole point of rainbows is that they are relatively rare and so when we do see them, they're even more precious but...whatever.

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  9. I am glad the phone will be returned...

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  10. I am also very attached to my phone, despite the fact being a " smart" phone it is way cleverer than me! I am still learning all the things it can do.
    I am forever looking things up, checking the weather, FB etc etc. It still amazes me that the small thing in my pocket can tell me about anything I wish to find out! Hope that you get yours back full time soon.

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    1. When you think about the computers they used to send the first astronauts into space and how ridiculously more powerful and able our tiny little pocket computers are, it's hard to believe.

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  11. Makes you wonder whatever we did without mobile phones doesn't it!

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    1. I guess we read and watched TV more than we do now. Now we just watch videos.

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  12. I’ve never seen a zinnia like that. Amazing. It’s a shame, but I can understand you feeling the loss of your mobile phone. It’s difficult to remember life without them. It’s also difficult to remember the Age of Aquarius and meeting a boy called Frank Mills. Our first years in Fuengirola, SG only had a flip phone. He hardly used that and I had to do it all for him. During once such texting exchange on my mobile to make arrangements for him with a friend, I finally completed the multi-text task with a “signed Jerry’s fucking secretary” and that’s how I’m now known.

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    1. Dear Jerry's Fucking Secretary: Frank Mills! That's the only song I truly know by heart which is funny because there's not a rhyme in it. I love that song. I bet I could still sing it.
      Sometimes, when I feel like a true technical failure I think, "Hey, Mary. When you were growing up, transistor radios were high tech. Give yourself a pat on the back." We've come a long way.

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    2. Let’s do a duet! I’ll meet you in front of the Waverly.

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    3. Yes, September 12. I’ll be the one with the golden chains on my leather jacket. (Wouldn’t that be fun?!?)

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    4. And hey listen- we don't need the three dollars back. Just you.

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    5. You have made my week! Should we move on to Manchester, England England now?

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    6. I was thinking, "It's My Conviction". That was my second favorite. Your blog post pictures often echo its message. There's some grand examples of males emerging from their drab camouflage. Which you know, is the birthright of his sex. Also, another song with no rhymes.
      You've made my week too.

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  13. Last year 34,322 mobile phones were found on The London Underground (Tube). Perhaps an app could be developed which triggers an alarm that goes off when the user is more than a yard away from their phone. What a silly billy Mr Moon was to leave his phone in the rental car! Another solution - all phone users could be required to hang their phones round their necks on security chains.

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    1. Well, there is an app sort of like that. "Find My Phone." But that's not the problem here. We know where the phone is but getting someone to send it home is the problem.
      I sort of like the security chain idea.

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  14. I had to chuckle when your wrote about YOUR phone. I think I would probably feel the same way. Yesterday I worked and left my phone at home. More than a few times during the day, I thought, well, I'll just look that up but I couldn't. I survived:)
    Your zinnias are beautiful. This is the first year I've ever planted them and I love them!

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    1. How many times a day do we look things up? From recipes to addresses to how to get to them.
      I am so glad you have zinnias this year! Aren't they just the sweetest flowers?

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  15. I'm glad the rental place found his phone so hopefully it's on its way to Mr. Moon as I type. My daughter dropped hers in a lake and it took almost a week to sort out the replacement policy and get her another one. She did not enjoy waiting!
    I'm impressed that you can work out in your gardens even on hot days. I just cannot. Luckily, it may cool off a bit soon but then I will have no excuse for being lazy... ;)

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    1. It should be cooling off here in about four months.
      Sigh.
      I think it was less than two years ago when Glen dropped his phone in the water behind Dog Island.

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  16. I hope the rental agency can overnight the phone to Mr. Moon. I am less connected to my phone. It is a love-hate thing. I do like the tech and access to just about any subject but I get a little resentful when phones become more important than peopling directly. This is happening worldwide, a friend just returned from Japan and traveling on the train for 6 stops nobody looked up from their phone.

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    1. The Japanese have always been incredibly wed to technology. I am not surprised to hear that. I agree that we are becoming less able to people directly. I am guilty of that. But I do like to talk to people I come across and I do like to observe people and I do like to read magazines, still. So...

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  17. Well, thank goodness someone found Mr. Moon's phone. But yeah, I can totally get your frustration. Dave and I shared the same computer on our recent travels and that was hard enough. I can't imagine having to share a phone, which is a much more personal and omnipresent device in most of our lives. (Except Mr. Pudding's.)

    Aileen Cannon is a nightmare but my one consolation is that her ridiculous decision is almost certainly going to get reversed. I bet she's angling for a Supreme Court seat if Trump gets elected again. (And he'll probably give it to her.)

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    1. i wonder how often Mr. P. asks his wife to look something up for him. There comes a point when you're biting off your nose to spite your face. But if he's happy...
      As to your remark about Aileen, the song "Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours" comes to mind.

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  18. Mrs Moon...couldn't give a shit about my phone..but you know I've never lost it..it's ancient anyway..but anyway I've been commenting on a couple other blogs cos am moved to & just thought I'd say a humongous thank you to a Floridian dweller whose surroundings couldn't be more different from mine & whom I absolutely love & adore...feel the love baby..( may have had a glass of wine ) Carol x

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  19. Have been moved to comment my appreciation on a coupla of other blogs ; so whilst on a roll have to express my love & devotion to you Mrs Moon..thank you for your wisdom, humanity & making me cry, & piss myself laughing..that's all! Couldn't give a shit about my phone...I'm with Jack White. Carol x ( I'm an old git Ramones fan)

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    1. Well I'm glad you stopped in and said hello! I can't imagine being happier than knowing I've made someone laugh that much. Seriously. Keith Richards doesn't have a phone, either.
      Please feel free to comment any time you choose.

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  20. amazing that the phone was found! I lost my phone on the Canadian side of niagra falls and we got it back- it fell out of my pocket on the 4d zombie ride..... as for that cracker ass cracker, carpetbagging motherfucker...... WORST possible outcome. xxalainaxx

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