Wednesday, March 13, 2024

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This is an azalea bush right outside the back porch. For years and years that azalea didn't do a durn thing. Barely bloomed. This year? It is absolutely jam-packed with blossoms and the bees are buzzing all over it. Here's what happened- when I still had my beloved chickens, I started throwing kitchen scraps at the base of it, knowing that the girls would come and scratch into the dirt what they didn't eat, and that they would also poop there. 
And my plan obviously worked. I look at that bush and I thank my chickens. I consider that glory the last gift that those sweethearts left me. 
I miss them so. 

Phew. A day. I was aching and tender when I got up and I decided to just go on and call the urologist and get set up for a visit, at which point I know he'll send me for more scans and if the stone has moved, which I am almost sure it has, I'll schedule lithotripsy. This is the stone that I knew was there and which is too big to pass on its own and so must be blasted. I chose not to get anything done about it with the option of getting the procedure if it started bothering me again and it has and I will. Not only am I having the aching and tenderness, I am also slightly nauseous, and have what Chris from Boise in her comment called "kidney stone malaise." Like I said yesterday- it's almost like having a light case of the flu. I looked that up and by golly, malaise and flu-like symptoms can indeed happen with kidney stones. I remember going through this last year and I ignored things for so long that I was finally convinced I had ovarian cancer or some other type of dread ailment and I really was not doing well at all. 
I don't want to reach that point again, nor do I want to experience that screamy-take-me-to-the-ER pain again. 
Not only do I not feel like doing anything very physical, I am also afraid to jostle the stone. This all started up when I walked and did yard work the other day, including trying to haul that giant limb out of the front yard's azalea bushes and also using all my strength to lop that bamboo that was growing in the camellia bed. 
So. For now I'm going to be protective of myself and not push it. Gentle weeding? Fine. Ambling walks? Probably okay. 
But that's going to be about it. 

Today I decided that groceries had to be gotten and I finished my last library book last night so off to town I went, first to Costco, then to Publix, then to the library on my way home. On my way in, I almost hit a dang wild woman turkey who was crossing the road. She was fine, high-stepping it to the other side. I had no incredible encounters today, didn't run into anyone I know. I just got my stuff and got out of town as fast as I could but it was still a long afternoon of it. I couldn't seem to get out of the library, but just wandered around with one book clutched to my chest, having thoughts like, "What is a book? What authors do I like? Where is the biography section?" 
Kidney-stone-spaced-outedness? 
Whatever. 

Got home, put everything away which took about an hour, I swear. As I have said before, I do not have actual food shortage anxiety but something close to that. I can't stand to get too low on things like flour or rice or Shake'n'Bake (don't you judge me) or dried beans or cheese or nuts or...well, all that stuff. It's very similar to how I feel about books. I need to have books within reach that I have not read yet. 

Speaking of which, I took some of the books I've culled from my library down to the little community library cabinet that the lady with the "Beware of God" sign put up. The same one who saw me taking pictures of the old, tumbling down house across the road from where she lives and who came over to yell at me and tell me I couldn't be there even though it is no more her property than mine.  

But you know- I can tell she has some serious problems. AND, she went to the trouble to put up that little library so who am I to judge? I had noticed that the inventory was getting low so I donated some Stephen Kings and a few other assorted books, including kids' books. Those are the hardest to give away but some of them I feel far less emotionally attached to which makes it easier. I did have a moment of small grief about putting Levon's truck book and tractor book in there. Lord, that child was obsessed with heavy equipment and tractors and trucks when he was barely more than a toddler. We read those books so many times. 

Lauren posted some great pictures on Facebook of the kids at Dollywood. I stole some. 


Owen with his dad. 


Gibson with his smile. 

Maggie with her beauty. 

I do not think they've seen Dolly. But I'm pretty sure they've had a very fine time. 

Jessie sent pictures of her little family at Cape San Blas State Park. 




She said it's like camping on Dog Island. I always thought that staying in our house on Dog Island was like camping but with air conditioning and electricity. 

My grandkids are so lucky to have parents who take them on adventures.

One last picture. 
Who knows what this is?


I will be quite surprised if any or even one or two of you know. It's the plastic part of a Goodwill tag. Now- this shirt is originally from Banana Republic, a beautiful shade of aqua blue, pure linen, and I have worn it at least twenty times, maybe more like thirty. And I have been wearing it all this time with this little piece of tell-tale plastic sticking out of a shoulder seam. 
I popped the tag, but I didn't cut the plastic. 
I just noticed it today and it was so embedded in the seam, I had to wait to get home to cut it off. How in the world have I never noticed this? Obviously, I've washed it many times. 
Have y'all ever seen this video? 
It explains the phrase "Pop the tag." I love that song. But please- if the f-word and its variations disturb you, just don't go there. But if that's not a problem for you and you may have wandered the aisles of a thrift store with twenty dollars in your pocket before, you might enjoy it very much. 

Love...Ms. Moon

Your Devoted Culture And Shopping Advisor




28 comments:

  1. Not sure how you ever wore that shirt 30 times with that plastic tag in the seam.....what? Sorry your stone is at the forefront, and hope your appointment is SOON! Time to deal with it....it won't go away on it's own, sadly. Yes, take it easy on yourself...... and glad all the families are having fun camping and exploring Dollywood! Be gentle!
    Susan M

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    1. PS Those azaleas are screaming *look at me*!
      Susan M

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    2. My appointment is next Monday. I imagine I'll live until then.
      The scratchy part of that tag was embedded IN the seam so I didn't feel it.

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  2. Curse that kidney stone!
    I can't imagine any of your readers having the vapors over the f word.
    I can top your Goodwill tag. In line at the bank. Reached down and felt the seams of my blouse. The inside seams. Which meant the tag was on the outside back. Oh well.Hopefully I gave someone a laugh or a smile. I love that phrase " if you can't be a shining example, at least be a horrible warning."

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    1. Well, you're right. If you don't like the word "fuck" it's hard to be a reader here as it is one of my favorite words.
      I really like that saying! And just the other day I put a shirt on inside out and didn't notice it for hours but I didn't go anywhere so it didn't matter.

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  3. Great video. I saw a shirt I once owned flash by, I think. It was good seeing your grands on vacation. And, hope you get that stone blasted and gone sooner than later.

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    1. Haha! Each and every item in a thrift store has a story, doesn't it?
      The grandchildren are having a fabulous time, I think.

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  4. Sorry to hear about the current kidney stone. Your instinct to act upon it sooner rather than later seems wise to me. It is unlikely to disappear of its own accord. Nice to see Jason having fun with his children up at Dollywood.

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    1. Oh, no way it's going to disappear and it's too big to get out on its own so...thank the lord for lithotripsy.
      Jason is an attentive father.

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  5. Ha!!!! I knew what your last picture was immediately. I have wandered around with goodwill tags so many times, I gave up counting and just accepted that I am a careless person. (Sounds better than dumb.) Yes. It is good that your grands have parents who take them on adventures. Even more, that they have parents who graciously allow the other parent to have their adventures with them too. It doesn't always work that way.

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    1. You're right- it does not always work that way and I am proud of the way that Jason and Lily have worked things out so that they can take their kids to things together with the other partners, too. Much better for the kids that way, I think.
      Glad to hear I have a sister-in-carelessness out there!

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  6. LOVE thrift shops and charity shops- as you well know. Video hits the old nail on the head- Wearing your grampa's jammies. I am a little confused about the warning. Expressive language- no other words would work. Why would anyone be scared? I don't get it. A fucking word is not going to kill anyone? I love that you wore the tag for so long, that has happened to me as well, though I wore the whole tag! When pointed out to me I insisted that it was the trend- to let people know that thrifting is cool.
    Adventures with the grandkids looks wonderful- We are still in winter!

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    1. I don't know why I felt the need for a warning there. I mean, I use the word here all the time.
      Thrifting IS cool and you were correct to point that out.
      Winter is done with us, I think, although we may get one more cool spell.

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  7. Great pix. but not such good health news. I'm hoping it gets resolved soon.

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  8. LOVE that song and video. There is also a radio version with “freaking” for those who need it. Hope the stone is soon gone. Olivia

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    1. It pleases me greatly that there are readers here who know and love that song and video!

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  9. Seeing that tag people probably thought you had alien connections - or at the very least were remote controlled! I had that happen a couple of times with the underwire from my bra!!! Sticking up through my t-shirt and me walking round totally oblivious!

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    1. Remote controlled- you made me laugh. We're all just silly monkeys, aren't we?

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  10. Love the azaleas, is the bush getting more sun now the pear trees are gone? I have a small stack of books for a community library but keep forgetting to take them.

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    1. Yes. These azaleas are definitely getting more sun but the buds were set before the trees came down so I think it would have been a pretty good year anyway.

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  11. I would never judge you Mary Moon for Shake n Bake as I love that shit on my chicken and chops. And the delightful Macklemore video got me up and hopping around with my coffee this morning. Your tag story reminded me of the time my husband attended an important meeting wearing a new pair of trousers with the 38 38 38 38 38 sizing sticker running down one leg. Classy. Still makes me grin. Take good care of yourself and that bastardly stone.

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    1. Shake'n'Bake is one of the great inventions of the twentieth century. Weird that they don't include the plastic bags anymore but I just use old bags that I've recycled. Bread bags work great.
      Okay- your story about your husband's new pants absolutely cracked me up. I guess we've all done something similar.

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  12. Hope you see the doctor soon and get that stone taken care of.
    I remember that song and I love resale shops. Got a cute T shirt this week for $2.00 (half off the blue tags!) :)

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    1. Love it! And buying at the thrift store is environmentally friendly!

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  13. Your azalea is fantastic. For a short time, I had an azalea the exact same color as yours. Love the color. Unfortunately, the deer ate it to the ground so no more azalea purchases for me. I hope your doc schedules you quickly to get rid of the kidney stone. Random tags? My boss came to work one day in a flannel shirt with a wool sock stuck to the back. He had no idea. He told me he took the shirt out of the dryer and put it on to come to work. Static electricity is real. Love, love, love a good thrift store!

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    1. I don't know why deer don't come into this yard. We have seen them across the street and we have more woods behind us than they do.
      My appointment is for next Monday and I'm sure I'll have to go get another scan and then someone will have to read it and then the doctor will look at it and then I'll get scheduled. I guess.
      Static cling is real for sure! Ha!

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  14. That's funny about the tag! I'm surprised it wasn't poking you. (I haven't listened to the song -- is "pop the tag" a double entendre?) It's great to see everyone having fun at Dollywood and Cape San Blas. I'm glad you're calling about the stone. It's time to get rid of that thing.

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