Except for a tiny bit or remaining soreness in my arm, I have felt absolutely fine today. It's so funny. I really did feel like hell yesterday and today it's like nothing ever happened. I even got the laundry hung on the line and although it was fairly late by the time I pinned it up, it all dried except for Mr. Moon's overalls which needed about ten minutes in the dryer.
I've been in an excellent mood all day, enjoying the feeling of normalcy. A friend came out to pick some salad greens and cooking greens and he and Mr. Moon and I went to the Hilltop for lunch which was pretty great, as always. Whenever anyone comes with us to the Hilltop for the first time and asks what sort of food they have, I always say, "What kind of food do you like?"
They probably have it. Definitely with a country spin on it but it'll be there on the menu somewhere. Mr. Moon got chicken wings, Chip got a shrimp po-boy, and I got a chicken salad salad which is a scoop of their very delicious and also unhealthful chicken salad on a bunch of lettuce and tomatoes and cucumbers and black olives and a bunch of pickled peppers. Banana peppers, sweet peppers, and jalapeƱo peppers. A slice of dill pickle came with it. It was practically a pickle salad. I did not complain.
The only thing that wasn't very enjoyable was the sight of the guy's butt crack who was sitting directly across from us who had his back to me at the picnic tables where we ate. It started out at about four inches of butt crack and then, as his pants crept lower and lower, more and more inches appeared. Finally, I got up and moved to the other side of my husband so that my view was obscured by Chip.
I mean, we all have butt cracks. It's just the human body. But as I told Glen and Chip when we left, I'd get tired of looking at the Mona Lisa after awhile.
I finally got my pie made today. It surely looks good. I hope it tastes good.
Anyway, anyway, here's a picture of Billy that I stole off Facebook.
Billy won second place.
Which is awesome!
But here's the really awesome thing.
When I asked Billy if I could post the picture here on my blog, he said, "Yes ma'am! I'd be delighted. You can also know that I introduce myself at every competition as a proud trans man who has wanted a beard his whole life. My voice shakes every time but I still say it."
That is Billy. This is Florida.
Billy is one of their counselors.
Next year. Next year, baby.
Thanks for stopping by.
Your pie ... OMG ... makes me drool just looking at I!
ReplyDeleteBilly's beard is quite a bush! The gentleman on the right, in the kilt, his beard is clean cut and brilliant white!
The guy on the right is definitely rocking the santa look.
DeleteGlad that covid jab only took you out for one day. I'm still down for two days. I love your wash on the line, and I love Billy's beard. I last saw my grandson about a six months ago and he had a whispy one begun. I'll see him again soon. I'll see if there is progress on his chin.
ReplyDeleteYep- let us know how the grandson's beard is coming along! Billy just obviously has an extremely beard-growing gene!
Deleteglad you are feeling better, YES Billy should have won, and your pie is a thing of beauty!
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Next year. Billy'll win it next year!
DeleteA truly award winning beard on the face of a truly stand up soul. Good for him.
ReplyDeleteDebby- if you met him you would love him. You want to know how I know that? Because everyone who knows him loves him. He's that kind of guy.
Delete"Three Awesome Beards And An Awesome Pie" - sounds like the latest film starring the awesome Frances McDormand. Everything is awesome today.
ReplyDeleteOoh...I think I should star in it! Although I do love Frances McDormand.
DeleteBilly is quite a guy. Someone to meet. His family is lucky.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you're feeling better. That was pretty fast.
I'm really glad that I met Billy. Our whole family is.
DeleteThat was a fast recovery, wasn't it?
Your pie- I could eat the whole thing in one go, pretty sure! It looks like the pies at the fair in pie competition, the one's that win ribbons.
ReplyDeleteBeard competition Billy is the winner hands down! He's got mine beat that is for sure, though every morning I awake to a new chin sprout. Billy is lovely!
August and Levon told me that I had a goatee when I told them what one was. I said, "Thanks, guys."
DeleteBilly is lovely.
I am so glad the world has people like Billy.
ReplyDeleteGod. Me too, honey.
DeleteI like Billy! Thanks for sharing him with us!
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome!
DeleteBilly has a Winning Beard for a Beard Contest, Yes, he could have and should have been No. 1. I must have missed something about you NOT feeling okay? So, will backread now in reverse Blog Post Order to find out what happened. Glad you're feeling better now and as if nothing happened. That Pie looks perfect, so I can't imagine it not tasting as good as it looks.
ReplyDeleteThe pie tasted pretty darn good.
DeleteThat is an amazing beard. Definitely a winner in my books.
ReplyDeleteThe pie looks amazing. I was taught that egg wash goes on meat and savoury pies, pasties, sausage rolls etc, and milk wash with caster sugar sprinkled over, goes on sweet dessert pies, so that's what I have always done, (mostly because milk is cheaper than eggs), but I have to agree, the egg wash does give a lovely golden glow to the pastry.
I'd never heard those rules for egg and milk washes. I usually never bother but I was feeling fancy so I thought I'd try it. I like the way it came out.
Delete37paddington—Billy is a special one. I’m glad you’re feeling back to yourself. And ooo that pie!
ReplyDeleteThere is only one Billy! It is so good to see you here again, sweet friend.
DeleteThat pie is to die for and so is Billy's beard. Glad you are feeling better.
ReplyDeleteI agree, e! Especially about Billy.
DeleteI have one thing to say: Tell Billy I love him!... Two things to say: I would have shared a photo of butt crack!... Three things: Comparing a butt crack to the Mona Lisa — you are a true art connoisseur (and poet).
ReplyDeleteI told him! And he said thank you!
DeleteOkay. When I was staring down that butt crack, all I could think of was you and the pictures you post of such yummy tushes and I felt as if I would shame myself forever if I posted a picture of it. Plus, his wife or girlfriend or someone was sitting across from him so she would have seen me take the picture unless I was really sneaky. I could have been, I suppose.
I was trying so hard not to be mean about that guy which is why I said the thing about the Mona Lisa but honestly- no comparison.
I’m really sneaky. I haven’t shared butt-crack photos recently but it’s something I love to do. And hucha is a coin slot. Hucha is also used as a word for piggy banks. AND... for butt-cracks. It became a theme for me. If you have nothing better to do, search the word ”hucha” on my blog and you’ll see some beauties (going back to 2013).
DeleteYou can bet I will.
DeleteThat is an AMAZING beard and far better than anything I could ever grow. Go Billy! He is no doubt opening more than a few eyes (and hopefully minds) by introducing himself that way.
ReplyDeleteYou cracked me up with your "Mona Lisa" comment! LOL!
Yes. I think that perhaps Billy has opened more minds than anyone I know when it comes to queer issues. Just by being himself.
DeleteI'm glad I made you laugh!
I witnessed a Mona Lisa Smile this morning as I rounded the corner into the work parking lot!
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That's so lovely!
DeleteI have to agree with everyone else that Billy has a very fine ead, that is if you like big shaggy beards. which I don't especially but I'm glad Billy has one. when Marc and I were first together he would only shave every three days which made his face always scratchy against mine so I told him shave or don't. so he stopped and let his get big and shaggy like that or more like the guy in the middle. I didn't especially care for it but I never sid anything since I refused to shave my pits and legs. then about 20 years later he shaved it off and has been clean cut ever since. for the record I do think a neatly trimmed short beard is attractive.
ReplyDeleteI do like beards. Some more than others but I generally approve of most of them. I think it's interesting that men can change their appearance in such a dramatic way and that women mostly can't.
DeleteI am having a hard time rationalizing shaving my legs or pits these days. What's the damn point?
Such a happy post today, Mary. So glad you are feeling better! :)
ReplyDeleteIt was a good day!
DeleteYour pie looks outstanding. Billy is a fine person and everyone could benefit from a Billy in their life.
ReplyDeleteYou're right! Everyone should be assigned a Billy at birth.
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