Sunday, February 9, 2025

Name A Topic I Didn't Cover


Here's what the burn pile looked like after I finished trimming the cabbage palms today. Actually, it still looks like that because Mr. Moon has not yet taken a match to it. Well, it's more like a flame thrower. I think that a lot of men (and probably women) love to start fires. I mean, not arson fires, just regular fires that need to be started. The burn pile fires scare me to death but not him. And I do remember the joys of starting fires at camp to cook on. There is something very primally satisfying about that, not unlike growing food. 

Anyway- if you look closely on the right side of the pile you can see the pages of the Evangelical Sunday School manual and on the left side of the pile, near the bottom of it, you can see the crocosmia that has come up from the bulbs that I threw on the burn pile because there is no other other way to deal with them that doesn't just move their stubborn insistence on taking over the world from one place to another. I'm not even sure that fire takes care of the problem. 

I am not an educated trimmer. As in- I have no idea what I'm doing. So I just started lopping away at my poor little cabbage palms but now there is no hindrance to accessing the front porch. 


The garden cart is packed full of fronds and their stems. And look who I found down in the crotch between palm and stem as I was trimming. 


I did a google search and I believe that is a Gray Tree Frog. What an appropriate name! If you want to, you can google "gray tree frog call" and hear what it sounds like in Lloyd at night. Or at least my back yard. It's amazing that such a little critter can make such a big sound. 

I also trimmed back some other cabbage palms I planted in a bed near the kitchen-side of the house. I didn't go as far with these as the other ones because I only wanted to get rid of the fronds that Mr. Moon gets tangled up in, as he says, when he's coming in from the yard. AND I cut back some limbs on the mulberry tree that were almost on the ground. I wonder if I'll get any mulberries this year. I sure didn't get many last year. I think I got one pie's worth. But hope springs eternal, at least when it comes to mulberries. 

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Since I started writing this, about ten things have arisen to take my attention. You know, it is the Super Bowl and although I care absolutely nothing about it at all, Glen did tell me that Jon Batiste was doing the Star Spangled Banner and I would joyfully watch him sing the dreariest hymn in the Methodist hymnal so I went in and watched that and it is my opinion that Jon Batiste has the most beautiful face in the entire world and is a Bodhisattva and an angel and he is quite possibly the most talented musician in the world, I don't know, but I think maybe he is. The only thing marring that beautiful performance was the camera panning in on Mr. Fuckhead and the daughter he'd date if he could get away with it and they should not have done that because Mr. Fuckhead is not fucking worthy of viewing a live Jon Batiste performance in person. 

So Glen had a hankering for some chicken wings which is nothing unusual and the Super Bowl is absolutely an occasion wherein chicken wings must be consumed so he'd gone to Publix to get some and when he got back, I cut up vegetables which are  absolutely an essential accompaniment to chicken wings as well as the blue cheese dressing that goes with them so I made him up a lovely platter with celery and cucumbers and cauliflower and radishes and red and yellow peppers because I am, of course, the best wife in the world. 
I am just incredibly grateful that this year no one is coming over to watch the game because I really can't bear that but I know that my husband would have enjoyed some other person who had interest in it to cheer and commiserate with, as is appropriate. 

Then I found out that Tom Robbins has died at the age of ninety-two which is a good run for anyone. I have been a huge fan of his writing (the earlier stuff, at least) since I first cracked open a copy of "Another Roadside Attraction" and immediately fell in love with Amanda who was the main character and all the other characters and Robbin's take on the Vatican and the body of Christ and, well, just about everything and definitely Robbins himself. 
I've written about him several times but I think this post sort of sums up a lot of my feelings about him. 

Here's a quote of his from his book "Skinny Lets and All" that I just lifted from that post:

Thus, since religion bore false witness to the Divine, religion was blasphemy. And once it entered into its unholy alliance with politics, it became the most dangerous and repressive force that the world has ever known. 

And I thought it was prescient then. Whoo boy. Hold my beer. 

Well. I am grateful that I got to be on the planet at the same time as Mr. Robbins and that I was somehow led to read his books. As a wise friend just said to me, "He was a writer of his time," and indeed he was and thank all the gods that be that we have his writing to remind us of the miracles and madness, freedom and folly, silliness and psilocybin of those days. 


This is what my copy looked like. I still have it. 

So is that it? I doubt it. I'm chattering away like an old lady who was unknowingly dosed with speed in her Metamucil.  

Here are two more pictures of cabbage palms. The first one, I did not take, but am posting it here to show how incredibly tall they can grow which explains my thinking about the distance between the ones I've planted. 


And this one I took of the part of the frond that grows from the stem. I think it is beautiful. 


There's a little Spanish moss too. 

Florida. 

Love...Ms. Moon







35 comments:

  1. We have little tree frogs that sing in the spring. Lots of noise. When I had grandkids, they were discussing the noise at supper one night. Too loud to sleep, they opined. They asked what I did about it and I said I just took out my hearing aids.

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    1. And there you go! I bet you could still hear them though.

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  2. Florida tree frogs are a true phenomenon. I remember my first trip to Orlando and the gathering on my brother's screen door. What a racket!
    Mary this was a wonderful crazy quilt of a post. Not to throw shade on your husband, but how often do you use your front door?

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    1. Now see- that is the deal. Glen almost NEVER uses the front door except for now and then when he goes out to check the mail. So, admittedly, maybe a couple of times a week. That door rarely gets used. by anyone.

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    2. Sorry that was me, Carol. Most front doors are not used a lot. Dirt on feet for one thing. I just didn't want to take away his right to gripe.

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  3. Agree about Jon Batiste! Beautiful face and heart!

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    1. He's just...He is Jon Batiste and no one else is.

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  4. I went over to my daughter's and watched the game through halftime. I agree with you about Jon Batiste. I'm not a fan of football, at all, but as I live here in Chiefs country I was hoping they would win. It's not looking good right now. And how can it be that I don't know Tom Robbins and his writing? He sounds wise about religion.

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    1. Deb, it's not to late to read a little Tom Robbins. You might want to start out with Still Life With Woodpecker. If you like that one, definitely read Another Roadside Attraction.

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  5. I'm sorry I missed Jon Batiste. I did not watch the Super Bowl. I'd rather watch paint dry. The mere fact they showed the Orange Anus with his 'date' would make me puke. So glad to see that POS on the burn pile. Tom Robbins was quite the writer. He had a good, long haul. Your palm trees are so beautiful. I was so fascinated with moss when I was a kid. We made many trips to Camilla, Ga. to visit relatives and I always came home with bags of moss....until I found critters in there! Yikes! I still find it so pretty....on trees! I can hear the theme to Gone With The Wind every time I see it.
    Paranormal John

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    1. We used moss in Girl Scouts to stuff our sit-upons. I've always heard that if you use the moss directly from the tree, it won't have chiggers in it but I have no idea if that's true. The early pioneers of Florida definitely stuffed mattresses with it and probably used it for insulation as well.

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  6. I don't understand many American sports any more than I do your politics so cannot comment to that but this ...

    I'm chattering away like an old lady who was unknowingly dosed with speed in her Metamucil.

    ... made me laugh out loud.

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    1. That's exactly how I felt! Don't apologize for not knowing anything about American sports. I really don't know anything about any sports from anywhere and that includes America. Well, I do know a few things, mostly about basketball.

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  7. You found a little frog! Those fronds are beautiful, did you also look up how long it might take until your cabbage palms are tall? I have no idea myself, but I imagine it is quite a while. I am glad you cut back your shorter ones.
    Fires! I love them! I would never be an arsonist, but when backyard incinerators were allowed in Australia, my brother and I used to love taking turns each week to light them and use a long iron rod to stir the contents to ensure complete burning. back then backyard barbecues (grills) were often just an oven rack placed over and open fire and it was our job to make sure the hose was connected to the tap and ready to put out any sparks that might start the grass burning.

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    1. I did not look it up because whatever it takes for them to grow that tall is whatever it takes and also, I'm sure that the time estimate varies a great deal with the amount of light and rain the palms get.
      I love your childhood fire stories. I think many of us have a few of those.

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  8. Damn you'd have a hard time picking those cabbages!

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  9. I love fire, but never have the chance to build one. I would be transfixed. An old lady with speed in her Metamucil made me laugh. You have quite a way with words. I love how your mind works! The tree frog photo is fascinating. I might not have even noticed it.

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    1. I was surprised I saw the little frog. But he/she was right there below where I was about to cut. I was very glad I saw it.

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  10. I had never heard of Tom Robbins but I notice that he was also the author of "Even Cowgirls Get The Blues". From that title could we possibly deduce that you are in fact a cowgirl yourself?

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    1. Nah. That was actually one of my least favorite books by him.

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  11. One of those frogs appeared on my windshield last summer while the car was parked at my favorite swimming hole. At first glance, I thought a bird had gifted me with fertilizer.

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  12. I used to love my leaf and debris burning each fall. Then the state banned it because of cleaning the air, which was good. But I miss it. I do like setting a fire.

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  13. Tree frogs are incredibly loud. And then the leopard frogs! My grandson has been torching my burn pile for me. He pours old diesel fuel or oil from the cars he works on on it and uses an acetylene torch. Goes up quick.
    I have never read any Tom Robbins. How did I miss him?

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    1. Girl! How DID you miss him? It's not too late.
      Yeah. Glen always uses what he calls "accelerant." I don't even ask.

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  14. I do love Jon Baptiste and he did a wonderful job at the Super Bowl. Did you see him in the movie, "Saturday Night"? It's on Netflix and it is about the beginning of Saturday Night Live. He plays Billy Preston. The movie is good, although, I don't believe the first night of SNL was quite as chaotic as they portrayed! Maybe it was - what do I know?!

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  15. Jitterbug Perfume and Skinny Legs and All, were my two favorite books of his. I didn't realize he was that old. As you said, he had a good run.

    I made my husband wings yesterday too, from frozen, not much work. I was in the middle of making a stir fry when he said, I thought you were going to make me wings. Really? I'm not as nice a wife as you.

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  16. What a beautiful frog! I wonder what the fairy tale prince would look like if you just kiss it, once? I believe I have the exact same copy of that Tom Robbins book somewhere here.
    I love making a fire and watching stuff burn, almost as much as power washing the patio stones.

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  17. Little froggie is the sweetest thing I have seen all day!
    Didn[t watch super bowl but listened to the star spangled by Jon, I nearly believed it! Jon can make anything sound like a slice o' heaven.

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  18. All your trimming looks good. Will the trimming encourage the palms to grow tall and compact? I do like the way you've defined the palms. They no longer block the path to your home.

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  19. I remember Tom Robbins was very popular with some of my fellow Peace Corps volunteers in the early '90s, but somehow I never read any of his books. I really should catch up with that particular element of pop culture.

    The trimmed palms look great! Problem solved!

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