Well, my friends, I found the chocolates today! They were in the first place I looked so perhaps I really did remember, except not consciously which I am not sure counts as remembering at all. Like I said yesterday, I could remember bringing them in and Mr. Moon was here and so I apparently just stepped into the pantry and shoved the bag with them in it on a lower shelf between two pots. Since the man is quite tall and can easily see the tops of refrigerators as well as the highest shelves, it is best to hide anything you don't want him to see in a place where a two-year old would be most likely to find it.
So. I did not have to go into town today. I probably should have just to get myself out of the house. I had no motivation today. None. Everything I thought about doing I easily talked myself out of. I thought about making some cookies because, you know- it's Christmas and that's what grandmas do on Christmas, we bake cookies. I used to bake so many Christmas cookies that I'd start sometimes in late October and freeze them. That's when I used to have an egg nog party every year which was almost famous in the south Georgia, northeast Florida area.
That's a bit of hyperbole but we surely did have a lot of people over for that party. This was when I was married to my ex- husband. The first one we had we held in our then-home which was a ten by fifty foot trailer. Why did we think this was a good idea? I do not know but we had fun. My favorite memory of that event was that my dear friend Lynn's mother Dottie, who was also a dear friend herself and a good Presbyterian lady but not a jerk about it, indicated that she would like to come. This was fine except for the fact that there was bound to be a whole lot of homegrown weed being smoked and indeed, someone brought over what amounted to a wreath's worth and arranged it nicely around the punch bowl. So one of Dottie's kids (she had five and most of them were also friends of ours) sat her down and told her that there would be pot smoking and if that bothered her, she probably shouldn't attend. She blew that off, so to speak, and spent most of the evening in the recliner that was situated right between the kitchen "area" and the living room "area" and I feel certain that she must have gotten high on the second-hand smoke. Dottie liked a good drink, too, and so I think she had a really good time. I am so glad she came!
She and I had a pretty sweet little relationship between the two of us and I adored her. Glen and I still laugh at what she told us once which was that she drank Scotch because her kids didn't like it and so would leave hers alone.
What in HELL was I talking about? Oh yeah. Baking cookies.
So after thinking about that today and looking at some recipes I decided to forget it because honestly- no one around here needs cookies. And I have a feeling there will be plenty of sweets at the Christmas day gathering we're going to be having at Lily's house. So no, I didn't bake cookies.
I did, however, start wrapping.
You know how much I hate shopping? That's how much I hate wrapping. This pictures sums up my shopping/wrapping abilities:
I remember that Kathleen used to make pretty pillowcases for everyone she gave gifts to and wrapped the gifts in those. That woman! I am not, however, Kathleen and no one else is either, nor will anyone ever be.
Here's the real Maurice hiding from Jack the other day.
So did the mouse find the chocolates? I'm guessing no, or you'd have been off to town for more.
ReplyDeleteI don't do presents, except for $$ gratefully accepted by Handsome Son, who does not need stuff and his interests are so technical I've no idea. It's such a joy to be at the stage where it's the company and food, and cups of tea that make a great holiday. Btdt with more elaborate times and they were lovely at the time.
Your wrapping idea is great, with all reusable gifts. Good thinking.
The chocolates appeared to be unmolested!
DeleteYes. company and food. And of course cups of tea if that's your desire. That makes me happy.
love your gift wrap with ribbon and tablecloths! Kathleen would be proud! Glad you found the chocolates before the mouse did, and wishing you and your family a fun Christmas gathering....... low stress, I hope....just love and gathering! (and food, of course)
ReplyDeleteMuch love from my house to yours
Susan M
Kathleen would be proud. She always made me feel loved.
DeleteOh, there will be food. You can bet on that.
Love back to you and yours from us.
I think your wrapping is perfect! I too have way too many tablecloths, bought secondhand because I just loved the pattern! The pillowcase wrapping is also such a good idea- maybe I’ll use up all my stashed fabrics for that for next year! And I think you made a good decision about cookies - I have a hard time NOT baking them, but I try to give most of mine away😅 xo, Rigmor
ReplyDeleteI am a sucker for a beautiful tablecloth that costs less than ten dollars.
DeleteYes! You could make pillowcases! Kathleen would be so proud.
I could give cookies away but I'm just not that kind anymore.
Male cats who have earned their place in the food chain tend to grow a wider face, like Mr. Moon's doppelganger. That fellow has faced down another tom or two to have acquired that droopy ear, among other traits..
ReplyDeleteYou are so right about Big Head. And he lets us get pretty darn close before he darts off. He's not worried about us. He knows he could hold his own should it come to that.
DeleteI loved your gift wrapping. Mine is pretty pathetic. I use colored tissue paper and whirl it around the gift several times and stick it in a Christmas
ReplyDeletebag from the Dollar Store. Done! I gave up on ribbons years ago. Hopefully the gift makes up for the crappy, unimaginative wrapping. Oh well. Did you ever find that mouse?
Paranormal John
Tissue paper and Dollar Tree bags have been my staples for wrapping for years. I do like real ribbon. The fabric kind, not the whatever-the-hell-that-other-stuff-is kind. I feel lucky when I find it in thrift stores.
DeleteDidn't ever find the mouse so it either moved on to a calmer place or Maurice ate that little mousie.
Using practical things as gift wrapping is a great idea and seems to be taking off. Such a waste of precious paper at this time of year. Unless you were my mother in law in which case she reused and reused and reused. And then folded and stacked in a shed for us to clear out when she moved into care.
ReplyDeleteGinger Tom looks like he has been in a battle or two. Dainty Maurice is just perfection. Paws and all.
Oh Lord. We collect bags and ribbon around here. And bows. And boxes. I have some of your M-I-L in me because I can't stand to see all of that get thrown out.
DeleteGinger Tom is a great name. Better than Big Head, really.
Maurice does look dainty next to him. She's not a big cat.
When I was at the vet with Houdi, the orange office cat came strolling out front. I thought it was my cat got loose. Of course it was not. He was a very sociable cat named Norman. I said, I have a brother in law named Norman. He is not nearly so personable.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! Norman is a great name for a cat. I'm going to remember that if I'm ever crazy enough to get another one.
DeleteI love those tablecloths! What a great use for them.
ReplyDeleteThey're pretty , aren't they?
DeleteBrilliant Wrapping of Gifts indeed, I Collect those Vintage Tablecloths and they're visually stunning and useful, I may steal... um, I mean, Borrow, that Idea. Merry Christmas.
ReplyDeleteSteal or borrow away! Merry Christmas to you, too!
DeleteYour wrapping is the gift. Clever you. Correct about cookies, savory is best, maybe some cinnamon and clove to bite winter chill in the butt. Absolutely balmy here in London -58 degrees! All of my winter prep has gone back into my bag. No complaints. Merry, happy, dear Maryand fam! Love you all. Linda sue
ReplyDeleteYes. I might should have made some snickerdoodles. They are good with that cinnamon in them.
DeleteLinda Sue, our family adores you but not as much as the matriarch does. Kisses! Good cheer! Etc!
The real Maurice is so loveable. For someone who hates wrapping, you sure did a beautiful job.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to concentrate my efforts on finding more cheap vintage linens this year and more thrift store linen for my next year's wrapping. Perhaps it would be smarter, though, to concentrate on finding the gifts that I'll be needing to wrap.
DeleteI love the tablecloth wrapping idea, but don't know anyone here that actually uses a tablecloth so I can't borrow the idea. The rest of your wrapping looks great to me. I applaud you for not baking mountains of cookies too. I'm glad the chocolates turned up.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if any of my kids will use the tablecloths either but I figure that's their problem. Ha!
DeleteI sure used to bake cookies. So. Many. Cookies.
No mas.
Your gifts look lovely. Have a wonderful Christmas Mary.
ReplyDeleteYou too, darling woman.
DeleteI love that you wrapped the family gifts in vintage tablecloths. seems I saw something long ago about the Japanese art of wrapping a gift in cloth. but then everything the Japanese do is artful. they incorporate art in everything they do.
ReplyDeletemaking pillowcases. that should me extraordinarily easy. I'll have to think on that. no name blanket but I could probably crank out a few pillowcases.
I've been pretty useless here too. lots of little things that need doing and I don't feel like doing any of them.
It's true- the Japanese seem to have a special talent and appreciation for art that we do not over here. Not generally, at least. We're more interested in the cheap and tawdry.
DeleteYes! You could definitely make pillowcases!
I just have no motivation these days. I don't know what's up with that.
I like that you wrapped those in tablecloths and ribbon. I think they look great! I'm almost ready for our celebrations and just trying to remain calm about it. It will all come together as it always does and if it doesn't, we improvise and everyone has fun anyway.
ReplyDeleteHappy holidays to you, Mr. Moon, and your wonderful gang, Mary!
It's the crazy things that happen at Christmas that everyone remembers so...forget perfection.
DeleteHappy holidays to you, too, Ellen D.!
Sweet little paws until they SLASH you! I love your tablecloth wrapping job -- it looks really good! I hope you and your family have a fabulous Christmas and I can't wait to read about it. :)
ReplyDeleteYes. When the knives come out, those paws are deadly.
DeleteOh you know there will be a Christmas report. Unless I don't make it through the day. I probably will though. It sure makes me happy to think of you and Dave at the beach with your darling Olga. Enjoy!
I love the idea of the marijuana wreath with the punch bowl in the center! Haha! Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart should collaborate on one of those. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I love the way you've wrapped gifts in something more useful than paper. Sweet.
You are so right about Snoop and Martha! Why haven't they explored this decorating theme already? It's a natural fit.
DeleteYes. If nothing else, tablecloths can be used to cover delicate plants during freeze warnings.
love your gift wrapping, I may need to steal that idea for the next birthday gift I buy!
ReplyDeleteAt this point in my life I know I'm not going to be using all the tablecloths I already have so why not?
DeleteI like your wrapping with table cloths and ribbon--an inside and outside gift for the recipient. I know you don't really celebrate but you do spread a lot of cheer. Have a sweet day tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteThis was your Eve of Christmas Eve blogpost and a mighty fine blogpost it was too. I wonder what is inside those tablecloth parcels but I am guessing more tablecloths. You can never have too many.
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