I'm not usually a big fan of New And Improved because it usually means New And Improved Packaging, Same Old Shit Inside.However, in this case?
Oh yeah.
It's like dental floss has been reinvented. It's completely awesome. It doesn't fray. It's sort of stretchy. It's phenomenal. Like when they finally quit making non-stretchy bra straps with those stupid clip things that didn't work so that you could pull those suckers until your tits were under your chin and the straps would still fall off your shoulders, and replaced them with elastic straps.
In retrospect, that was a huge "DUH!"
And so, my friends, is this dental floss.
I'm thinking you could even make great jewelry with it. You know, like stringing beads?
And they would be sort of minty fresh bracelets and so forth.
Phew. The possibilities are endless.
You will thank me if you try some. You have the Ms. Moon Good Teethkeeping Seal of Approval.
And you know how highly valued THAT is.
Trust me. Try some.
nothing like a minty fresh bracelet.
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, there's something about flossing that makes me feel so damn healthy.
But we NEED your thoughts on the King of P! L7
ReplyDeleteAh, I love a dual purpose product. I'm sold.
ReplyDeleteokay. i'm sorry.
ReplyDeletei still wonder, what's in it that makes it stretchy and non-fraying, ms. moon? the thought of puting some new stratchy plastic in my mouth sorta scares me, even with your seal of approval.
i do love the idea of stringing beds on it, but given my recycled/repurposed/earth-frindly crafting criteria, i could only use it foe jewelrey AFTER you flossed with it.
that's too gross.
right?
Too bad you couldn't get paid for that advertisement. Really! (and by the way, this is my first visit to your blog, and anyone who quotes Bob Dylan on the header is great with me!) I look forward to catching up...
ReplyDeleteI will certainly be trying this. Oh yes.
ReplyDeleteyay! New floss. This should make my life more interesting for at least a week. Think maybe I should do more with my life?
ReplyDeleteSteph- It's actually good for your heart. Did you know that?
ReplyDeleteL7- And so they are given.
Petit Fleur- You won't be sorry.
Adrienne- It wouldn't bother me a bit if it was rinsed off but I'm weird like that.
Elizabeth- Yeah. I know. I'm sure their sales will go up about ten million percent now, too. All because of me.
Ha!
I hope you come back and read some more southern forlornings. And I need to catch up with your blog.
Lady Lemon- Got it at Publix. Of course.
HoneyLuna- You're gonna love it. I'll buy you some at Target today.