Ain't Nothing Wrong With That

Let me tell you something:
Sometimes, even if you have a beautiful home you love and there are no children about, you just have to get away with your lover.
Paul Simon said that there are fifty ways to leave your lover but I am saying there is one good way to leave WITH your lover and that is to pack your clothes and perfume, put on your jewelry and paint your eyes in mermaid colors and get in the car with him (or her) and go somewhere where you are not especially known where there will be a room with a bed for you to lay down in together and maybe a porch or two to sit on in the tree tops if your room is a second floor room and where there will be rain, perhaps, that you can smell as it comes down the coast, racing for you on that porch and maybe a nice bar tender who will make you a bloody mary so that you can sit and sip it while the rain comes racing in and then you can go back to your room and hold each other tightly and that is a good way to leave with your lover and I can hear the wind right now in the tree tops and the doves cooing out what sounds like Morse Code saying, "I love you, I love you, I love you."