Monday, May 28, 2012

AND Our Governor Looks Like A Dick


Not only does Tallahassee have the most phallic and ridiculous state capitol buildings in the entire fucking universe, it apparently is not showing Moonrise Kingdom yet.

There goes my entire day.


17 comments:

  1. Well, I must have a thing for living in cities with phallic capitols because not only does Tally have a phallic-looking capitol, have you checked out Nebraska's? ha.

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  2. Nicol- Well, you're right. But it doesn't have TESTICLES!

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  3. It's called, "Penis of the Plains," by the way. :-)

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  4. Tally's has testicles, oh my! ha! I never noticed before!

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  5. Nicol- "Penis of the Plains!" Ha! What? How could you never notice that set of balls on either side of our giant, thrusting capitol?

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  6. That is hilarious-"thrusting capitol." ha! No, I had never noticed, but I will now!

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  7. DC doesn't have it either. PS -I'm back :)

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  8. Nicol- I'm so glad to be of service.

    SJ- I guess it's only in like, uh, LA and NYC. We here in the sticks (DC?) just have to sweat it out and wait.
    How was your trip?

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  9. Did you know our Capitol won most phallic looking building by readers choice in some survey. The actual winner was a water tower that really does look like a
    Penis.

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  10. How about the Coit Tower in San Fran? And yes, the movie only opened in LA and NYC until next week.

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  11. This state's capitol is filled with dicks. No symbols necessary.

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  12. Lily- Yep. That's the only way a building could look more like a penis. To be built to look like one.

    Elizabeth- Again. No balls.
    We win on penis buildings. You win on movies.
    Sigh.

    Syd- And yet, there it is.

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  13. I always thought our capitol looked kind of small actually, but more importantly, I'm bummed about Moonrise too. Bring back Miracle 5!

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  14. Hey, Nebraska's may look like a penis, but it's a penis made from genuine Indiana limestone. Doesn't get better than that, my friends.

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  15. Juancho- Well, you ARE a honeymooner so...
    Yeah. Why DIDN'T we stop them from closing Miracle 5? We're a bunch of lazy dumb-asses, I guess.
    Well, speaking for myself.

    Murrbeth- I have no idea what Florida's capitol is made from. 100% genuine Florida cement for all I know. The new capitol, anyway.

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  16. The House That Huey Built (Huey Long), was specifically built by him to be the tallest state capitol at the time. Man had an ego, and his "monument" is phallic, too.

    He's also buried there. Gads.

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  17. I've always wondered what the people on the building committee said when the architect came in to present plans for Florida's capitol building.

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