And it is Friday.
Tomorrow is Tallahassee's big springtime parade and thus, my son Hank's big party wherein people of all ages and degrees of tattoedness gather to watch the parade from Hank's front yard, which is basically the street the parade goes down, eat yummy foods and do early-morning drinking.
Well, some of us.
Some of us cannot drink beer at ten a.m. due to the fact that we would be passed out by one p.m.
Hank makes a big fun party of this event and in fact, this gathering has become known as the stationary float. I did not attend last year and am still regretting that. I hear that Hank acquired a megaphone.
Damn.
So I just went back and found the post where I talked about the parade party two years ago. You can read it
here. And also see some precious pictures of Owen before he became a grown-up boy. That was the year we all turned our backs on the governor as he walked by. Haha! Good times.
Man, time flies. That was also the year I had short red hair because I was playing Truvy in
Steel Magnolias. That play about did me in. I'm still exhausted from it. And the girl who played Annelle went on to be a contestant on America's Next Top Model where she became known as quite the character.
From the Monticello Opera House to International Fame.
Wowzer!
And in that same amount of time I've become old, lame, halt, and the grandmother of another child. And my mother died. And I was in another play. And...
Wait. How did I get from Hank's party to America's Next Top Model to wherever the hell I am now?
I have no idea.
I also have no idea what in hell smells like moldy death in my bathroom but I need to figure that out and do something about it. I am thinking that maybe one of my precious grandsons peed on something in there when they stayed here last weekend. Whatever. It's bad.
And I have to go to town and I have to start packing because Lis and I are leaving on Sunday morning to drive to Asheville to help Jessie get ready for her wedding because SHE IS GETTING MARRIED A WEEK FROM TOMORROW!!!!
Lis is making the cake and I am going to help her. And be Jessie's handmaiden.
Lis and I are going to be staying for a few days at the fancy-shmancy condo where we stayed a few years ago. I wonder if the Kava Bar is still downstairs from that place? Remember the Kava Bar? Not only did I learn to drink Kava there, I got a crush on the Kava Girl and stole their wifi.
Why is it that of all the things we did in Asheville on that trip, the Kava Bar plays one of the biggest roles in my memory?
I'm nuts.
Billy just texted me with this message:
Quit being so crazy pants.
Okay.
Happy Friday, y'all.
Love...Ms. Moon