Oh, what a good, good little housewife I've been today. I did not, however, dust and clean that mantel. That's another photo of the stuff on it. I don't even really see those things any more but if I take the time to really look at them, most of them have meaning for me. Some, a lot of meaning. Left to right there we see a picture of my grandparents in front of their little house in Roseland, some coral, two rocks, and Buddha on a stone which has a little indentation in it into which he fits perfectly. That's the Buddha that goes in the nativity scene when I do put it up, right behind the baby Jesus lying in the manger, beaming with all his Buddha joy.
Behind Buddha is my grandfather holding Hank as a baby. In front of Buddha is a plaster or chalk, I don't know, thrift store blue jay and next to him a cardinal, his paint slowly peeling.
My children will not have to wonder for a second what to do with so many things I may leave behind me. "Toss it!" one of them will say. I can almost hear the chunck of it as it goes in garbage bag on top of other thrift store treasures, bought simply on a whim for their whimsy.
Behind the cardinal you can almost see a picture of my grandparents and my mother from long ago days. Behind that is a picture of Lily. Glen got a rare picture of her smiling. I say "rare" because she spent way more time screaming than smiling when she was a baby. But we were staying in a motel somewhere near Panama City on a family weekend away at the beach, and Glen took that picture of her and I'm so glad he did because it's proof that she wasn't miserable ALL the time. Plus, she was adorable.
And there's more coral. Please know that I only gather coral that's washed up on the beach and I believe I've heard we shouldn't even do that but as I see it, when coral reaches the shore, it's done its job. I mean, there's enough sand there already.
What I did in the housewifey arena though, was to take the trash and clean out the area in the pantry where we stash cardboard boxes and paper things before we take them to the burn pile. I took them to the burn pile along with some yard work detritus. I did laundry. I took everything out of the kitchen that can be moved, as well as the adjoining bathroom and pantry, double swept and mopped it all.And I swear- I've done that in the last six months so why I felt I had to do it again, I am not sure.
That's a lie. I do know. It's because one of the garbage bags leaked and it turns out that the trash can it was in has a crack in the bottom of it and, well, ick. I suppose I better get a new trash can. We've only had that one for about fifty years.
To top it all off, I did my pitiful weights and exercises. Any minute now I am going to be ripped.
Watch this space.
Oh yeah. I cleaned toilets and I picked beans. Golly but I was industrious. I'll probably have to rest throughout the entire weekend to recover.
Mr. Moon is home. Got here just a little while ago. He is as happy, as I had assumed he would be. Mostly he's happy he got water back, I believe. He did a load of laundry and ran the dishwasher before he left. He can take care of himself.
This makes me a little insecure, I will admit. I have thoughts like, "He doesn't need me."
He's even been making salads for himself.
Sigh.
So. In other news, James Dobson has died at the age of 89 proving once again that only the good die young.
In case you don't know who James Dobson was, you can read what NPR news said about him HERE. He was the founder of "Focus on the Family," an evangelical conservative ministry whose mission seemed to consist entirely of hatred for everything I personally believe in. He constantly crusaded against LGBTQIA rights and any sort of hijinks those people might get up to. He believed that women having the right to choose was a sure sign of the devil taking over our country. He also believed in discipling children and praised spanking as a form of it, especially if done in a loving and proper manner, and even wrote a book called "Dare to Discipline." Also, "The Strong Willed Child," and "Love Must Be Tough."
In short, he was not a force for good.
If he had focused on my family, he would died earlier from a brain explosion. We have probably committed every sin he considered to be the straight path to hell and the crumbling of society.
I'm not going to say I'm glad he's dead but I will say I'm glad he's gone. Of course his damn foundation will carry on, singing Kumbaya with the Project 2025 guys.
Here's a plant.
(I didn't want to end on such a fucking motherfucker.)
Total motherfucker, he was. Good riddance. Ding dong. -Nicol
ReplyDeleteDobson was an evil MFr, good riddance is right!
ReplyDeleteUntil tonight, I had never heard of James Dobson and his un-Christian pronouncements. The world needs less people like him. By the way, I doubt that you will win The Duster of the Year award in 2025 but who wants to waste their remaining years being fastidious about housework?
ReplyDeleteYes, he was out here in Colorado Springs ... wish he would have picked up the Orange Bastard on his way out! Damn it!
ReplyDeleteDobson was the personification of evil. Vile. Rotten. Bastard. Ass wipe.
ReplyDeleteMoron. Sometime I'll tell you what I really think of the motherfucker.
Paranormal John
A-to the fucking-Men -Nicol
DeleteDreadful man. Not sorry he's gone, but the damage remains.
ReplyDeleteI think as long as Mr Moon keeps coming home, it's okay!
I see that particular type of houseplant a lot lately, someone in real estate has the notion that greenery brightens up a home and strings that stuff through several rooms when staging for the sale photos. A bit here ans there is fine, but he/she really overdoes it.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sorry such an awful man died, but I am sorry his religion will live on. Usually "the snake" dies when its head is cut off.
I should do some dusting, but can't be bothered. I did drag out clumps of fluff and cat hair from under a couple of pieces and from under the bed.
He sounded like he was a bigot. I have a sister like that, except she hasn't warped the minds of as many people as that awful man surely has. I hope god straightens him out and reminds him that love is what christianity is supposed to be about, not hate.
ReplyDeleteYou had a busy day. Me too. I finished cutting down some branches on that tree we've been cutting down all spring and summer. I'm sure Mr. Moon would laugh at my chainsaw, it's a plug-in, but it did the trick. I now know how to put the chain back on, in the right direction, and put the oil in. Worked like a charm but I'm going to be stiff tomorrow.
A friend was supposed to come over for lunch so I even cleaned the bathroom, but something came up and she had to cancel. Bonus though, I have a clean bathroom:)
Have a good night.
My dusting is a little haphazard, too. However, when I get the dry swiffer mop out, I mean business. With two cats in the house, one of which is a coal black long hair, swiffering is serious business. With what I bring out from under the bed, if I could breathe life into it, I would have another pet. Vacuuming kills my back, so I break it down into ten-minute increments. Swiffering doesn't hurt.
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