Showing posts with label chicken shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chicken shit. Show all posts

Friday, July 16, 2010

Chickens And Not Needing To Keep The World Spinning


It's one of those rare days when I have no place I need to go, no one I need to see. This seems to becoming a rare occurrence for me and as such, I hold it precious. I heard a woman yesterday in line to check out at TJ Maxx talking to another woman and I don't know what she was talking about, specifically, but she said, "It's good. It makes me get out of the house and I tend to just stay at home too much."

Hmmmm. I knew what she meant.

There's a dichotomy for some of us. We long to be at home but we know our lives are enriched and made more luscious and interesting if we get out, get away, do with and for others.
But today is just mine, although of course there is much here which needs my attention. I would love nothing more than to curl up with the book I'm reading right now and spend my day in bed with it, snoozing and reading as the day passes. A day like that will never happen unless I am too sick to get up, though. My grandfather's genes are too strong within me to allow myself that sort of rest, although in theory, I think it's a good idea and probably healthy too, now and then.

But that's not what I came here to talk about. No. I came to talk about chickens. For those of you who do not know me, I have one rooster and eight hens. There is another hen which hangs out with mine and she has a nest in my husband's garage and so she is sort of ours but she came over from the flock next door and so I do not really think of her as ours, although we take whatever eggs she gives us and we make sure she has food and water. I named her Carol because she used to be feral and would run from us when she saw us but now she runs toward us, wanting to be fed, and will even take food from my hand on occasion. Here she is:

She's a pretty little thing and lays nice big eggs and our rooster, knowing quality sister-wife material when he sees it, courts her assiduously. I have seen him push food away from one of his hens so that she can get it and she does seem to like to be by his side at times. Elvis is a courtly rooster, although violent in his mating.

My chickens live in a pretty little coop with an attached hen house which my husband built where they roost at night (Carol does not roost with the others- she roosts in a tree) and I try to keep it tidy and fairly clean. I put hay down so that when it comes time to clean it, I can rake up the hay and carry it off to the garden where it sits and composts and then I lay down fresh hay for them. I'm not obsessive about it, but I try to at least muck out the hen house regularly because they poop a lot and it's a small space and it is where they lay their eggs.

Most days I let my chickens run the yard and they love that and I love watching them as they do it. They are busy, those chickens with a comic sort of dignity, scratching and pecking and they have been good for the flower beds, despite my fears that they would tear them up. They have not. They have kept them weeded and fertilized and it is a constant delight to see them in a different part of the yard, scratching in this bed or that, beneath this tree or another. There is just something about my chickens which makes my soul happy. They all have names, of course, and we've raised them from babies and they are no more afraid of us than we are of them and they live quite peacefully with a cat and the squirrels and the birds although I think a large predator bird got one of my hens and I know that snakes visit the hen house and eat my eggs. I have found them there, although not lately. I did find the shed skin of one the other day, laying across a bale of hay at the back of the hen house.

Well. That's country life. And I am so grateful to live here in Jefferson County where no one thinks twice about a yard full of chickens.

My neighbors have chickens too, but theirs is another story. They not only have chickens but also goats and a donkey and a horse and guinea hens and a turkey and dogs and hell, I don't even know what all. They have a LOT of animals and in fact, most of their back yard is taken up in animal pens and I've always enjoyed the proximity of all these creatures and so do the children who come and visit and yes, the adults do too.
But in the past few months, it would seem that they have developed a sort of obsession with adding more and more chickens to their yard. I know they can't begin to eat all the eggs they get. I can't keep up with mine, even with the snakes' taking some. I think it's more of well, like I said, an obsession. They have begun collecting chickens, it would seem, and some of them are fancy breeds and some of them are not but there are suddenly just way too many chickens, in my opinion, in a very small space which unhappily borders my property.

To me, the joy of backyard chickens is that of seeing them running and doing all the funny chicken things they do and mostly, being happy. And okay, spoiled. I give my chickens their regular chicken feed and corn scratch and I crush their shells up and give them back to them and I give them fruit and kitchen scraps and whatever stale bread products we have and neighbors bring over their treats for them and Lily, my daughter, even gives me her stale food and too-gone produce to give to them. And they get that daily run-time and they can scratch and make dirt baths and nap under the shed and just do what chickens naturally do, rewarding me with their beautiful eggs of many colors and their clucks and crows and cackles and even, I think, a sort of affection. It's a beautiful thing.

It is the opposite of factory-farm raised chickens and if you've ever driven past one of those places you know how evil they are. The smell alone is wicked and I'm not one of those people who cries over the rights of farm animals but dammit- there's just something so very, very wrong about those places and that's all there is to it.

And it seems to me that my neighbor's chicken yard is growing a little too much like one of those nasty places. They don't put hay down for their chickens and so there is no way to scoop up the poop easily and we've gotten so much rain that the dirt they have to run in is always wet with rain water and thick with feces and there is no dry sand for them to bathe in (which is something healthy chickens need) and sometimes it seems as if there isn't enough food for them and the smell is growing more and more intense. Intensely awful. I never minded the smell of the animals over there before. It was just a nice, barnyard smell but there's nothing nice about it now.
I've seen dead chickens in the pen recently and that can't be a good sign.
I went over there today to take a picture (breathing through my mouth) and although I saw no dead chickens, it wasn't a happy sight.

That's just a few of them in a very small space.
They never get anything green to eat and if a bug made it into that pen, it would be gone in an eye-blink. And I don't think my neighbors are cruel or neglectful. Not really. I think they've just suddenly found themselves in the position of having more chickens than they literally know what to do with.

Mr. Moon and I have discussed this. Should we say anything? How do you do that? We don't have that many neighbors here and it's really not a good idea to alienate any of them. How do you say, "Your chicken pen stinks up my whole yard," without sounding, uh, bitchy? And critical. But it's getting extremely unpleasant and frankly, it makes me sad to see the chickens in these living conditions.

I don't know. The upside of living in a place like this is that you CAN have chickens but the downside is that no one checks to make sure that the animals people keep are healthy, much less happy. I don't think I could bring myself to report them to the local authorities. They would KNOW it's me and besides, the animals do get fed and watered and well, there's that old song, "Ain't nobody's business if I do," which is sort of the motto for people who live in rural areas.

Well, I guess it's like anything else. You take care of what you have the best you can and if someone asks for your opinion you can give it and you have to get along to get along and so forth.

But that's what I'm thinking about today as I go about my chores. I started cleaning out my chicken pen yesterday when a storm chased me in and lightening and thunder cracked the sky and my old house rattled and shook but I finished the job this morning and gave my beloveds some watermelon and cherries and corn and made sure that Carol got some too.
It makes me feel good to lay down that unpooped-upon hay and it makes me happy to see the chickens cluster around the melon, which is one of their favorite foods.

I'm doing laundry and a little housecleaning and I took a good walk and so I'm feeling as if I am taking care of business here on my side of the fence and all of that makes me feel good, to tell you the truth. It's a hot, slow day and I can be as slow as I want to; I can take a break and write this. I'll let the chickens out in a little while. I'm trying to get them to lay me their eggs where I can find them again and have already collected three today. They'd rather be outside but right now, they seem content with their fresh hay and treats and clean water.

I'm letting the world at large take care of its own business and I am taking care of mine and if you want to know the truth, that's plenty for me. For today, at least. The older I get, the more I realize that the world does not need me in order to keep spinning. And that is a beautiful thing.

Although it's good to get out of the house now and then. I know that too. And I wish my neighbors would at least enlarge the area their chickens have to live in. I do.

But it's not mine to deal with and I am remembering that. And I have a feeling that it will be resolved one way or another. Even without my interference, even without my help.

Happy Friday, y'all.
Love....Ms. Moon

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Don't Hate Me Because I'm Glamourous


For all of you wondering what life will be like when the chickabidees leave the nest and there are no more soccer games/softball games/t-ball games/fall festivals/youthorchestra/volunteer-at-the-school-planting-bushes days to take up your weekend- let me give you a little peek into what lies ahead of you.
The husband and I got up this morning and drank a few cups of coffee, read part of the paper and he unloaded a bunch of pecan wood off the back of his little truck. I made up to-go mugs of coffee, grabbed the parts of the paper I hadn't read, my purse, my phone, and a bottle of water and we jumped in the truck and headed east.
First stop was the Huddle House by the Monticello, I-10 exit. Now my usual breakfast is a bowl of flakes, fiber and fruit, but on this day (which I proudly proclaimed to be sin day) I ate a startlingly cholesterol-laden plate of eggs, grits, toast, and bacon. God bless the pig.
We drank more coffee and read the parts of the paper that interested us and people-watched at the Huddle House, which is an-almost successful imitator of the Waffle House. The food is good but they don't even have a juke box with songs about grits! Come on! Nor do they have salsa bottled under anything clever like Casa de Waffle. And they take credit cards! The Waffle House takes nothing but cash, which makes me wonder about a lot of things, not least of which is how do they get away with that?
Anyway, it was a fine breakfast and then we got back in the truck and headed down to Highway 27 to get to Perry which was our destination. We were on a mission to collect a truckload of chicken shit to put on our garden. A friend of ours had made a connection for the stuff and turned us on to it. We didn't really have the actual directions, but since we all have cell phones these days, even chicken farmers, we knew we'd find the place.
We got to Perry in good time. The little truck, despite having not been driven for months, ran like a merry little old Singer sewing machine, although something seems to have died in the engine, causing a bit of a nasty odor, but it disappeared as soon as we got up to highway speed. While we waited for the chicken farmer to return our call and give us directions, we drove around downtown Perry, Florida for a while and let me just say that Perry does not appear to be booming. The downtown part, anyway. But we saw some lovely houses and an impressive number of old train depots and then the chicken farmer called us and we drove east on Green street and took the turns off of that that were required and we found the chicken farm. Chicken ranch? Poultry farm?
Whatever.
It was a small operation and I have to say that it did not smell as evil as most chicken farms I have known. It was an overcast morning and there was a good breeze, so things were not so bad. We got there before the farmer and had to wait a bit and I did have a fairly bad moment when I got a hot flash, all the bad smells overcame me, and the flies were attacking like something out of a National Geographic article on Australia. But then the farmer showed up with his small and frisky Jack Russell boy-dog and things got moving along. He got on his green John Deere front-loader and proceeded to load up the truck bed with composted chicken shit. It really does not smell that bad although as the farmer warned us, there are a few chicken wings embedded in the shit, here and there. What would you expect?
I walked around a little while the loading was going on, more than grateful that the John Deere was doing all the work and not me and the husband with shovels. It was a beautiful piece of land with oak trees and an old barn that I spied an antique juke box in (did it come from a Waffle House?) and the little man-dog amused me.
The loading came to an end and we chatted a few moments with the farmer who is a very interesting man. He not only owns over five hundred acres of land, the chicken operation, and eighty head of cattle, but also two Dollar General Stores and some mini-storage operations. "Those things are a license to steal!" he proclaimed. "I'm sixty-two years old and I'm ready to relax a little. I'm trying to sell the Dollar General stores. I don't want to deal with anything but the mini-storages and the land, which is my real love."
I could tell he was a fulfilled individual and I liked him a lot. He told us to spread the word about his chicken shit and is thinking about selling it bagged up, as organic. He's an honest guy and would have the University of Florida certify it as organic before he does that, so if you're interested in getting any of it now, before it goes high dollar, let me know.
We got back in the truck after telling him and the little doggie good-bye and headed back out to Highway 27. I wanted to stop for something to drink, which we did at a convenience store. I bought some iced tea and a bag of Cracker Jack and my husband got some tea and a...fried chicken wing.
I could not believe he did that, but he did, and he enjoyed eating it and then he shared my Cracker Jack with me on the drive home.
We have not unloaded the chicken shit yet (and this will involve me and a shovel and I just can't wait) and have had a nice, slow afternoon and are now cooking some protein on the grill and I have a loaf of bread in the oven as well as some asparagus, red peppers and onions in foil.
We've listened to Prairie Home Companion and we'll probably fall asleep as soon as we eat our supper.
And it's been a good day as far as I'm concerned and I'm sure we'll grow collard greens and mustard greens and cabbages that would win blue ribbons at the fair in the chicken shit we brought home.
So that's what life is like when the kids grow up and move away and you have the leisure and ability to do whatever you want with your weekends.
I'm sure you can't wait.