I am not talking about things I hate doing like cleaning that part of the toilet down by the floor with all the swirls and whirls (and what asshole man invented such a design?). I am talking about things that make me crazy to even contemplate. That I have to FORCE myself to do. Sometimes daily.
Here goes:
1. Checking my bank balance.
2. Taking my antidepressant and my supplements.
3. Making phone calls. This used to only extend to business-type calls or calls to make appointments but it is becoming more directed towards ALL calls I make.
4. Buying anything that costs more than a hundred dollars.
5. Opening mail from doctors' offices.
6. Returning calls to doctors' offices.
7. Giving the dogs their flea medication.
8. Paying bills.
9. Buying any cosmetics from those women in the white lab coats at the mall. This extends to buying perfume, as well.
10. Filling my gas tank.
11. Making airline reservations.
12. Breaking down in a car. On the highway. Far away from Mr. Moon. Fortunately, this almost never happens.
13. Driving in a rainstorm. I cannot do this. Especially on the interstate.
14. Driving at night. I'm night-blind. I swear. I shouldn't even be ALLOWED to drive at night.
15. Going to most parties.
16. Shopping at certain stores where I know I will run into someone I do not want to see.
17. Invariably running into those people and having to TALK to them.
18. Staying in Bed and Breakfast places where I am expected to talk to strangers in the morning and be gracious.
19. Eating that "free" breakfast food in motels. Something about those giant plastic dispensers of generic fruit loops makes me nauseous. Let's not even talk about the weak coffee or how you have to drink it out of styrofoam cups or how you have to wait to toast your freaking bagel behind some guy who is making toast for a family of eight. I want to go to the WAFFLE HOUSE. At least. Where there's bacon.
20. Going to any sort of medical appointment, including getting my teeth cleaned. (This one may be the worst.)
These are a few of my neurotic fear/hatreds.
You have any?
