Who is Big Debbie? you may ask. Well, here in the United States of America we have a company called Little Debbie that makes all sorts of delicious chemically enhanced and infused dessert products, most of them individually wrapped snack cakes. Oh. Excuse me. Snak Cakes.
That's Little Debbie.
I think this may be a Southern oriented treat situation. I am not sure. Here are a few of their classic snak cakes.
I believe I have only ever tried the Oatmeal Creme Pies and the Nutty Buddy's but they are both delicious. The oatmeal creme pies are the best in my opinion. Oh, that delicious chewy, sort of gooey oatmeal cookie surrounding that definitely not found in nature cream filling. Or, creme filling. Sorry. It is a taste treat like no other.
So, Big Debbie is a Little Debbie distributor and he is big, from what I've heard, and he is very good at bringing Little Debbie products wherever he goes and so, he is known as Big Debbie. He fishes with the crew quite frequently and asks everyone what their favorite snak is and then he loads them up.
They freeze nicely.
Now I haven't had a Little Debbie in a very long time and I don't really miss them but in a moment of need, I would probably eat one. If it was an Oatmeal Creme, at least.
So Big Debbie's son and Big Debbie's grandson were on the boat today. Big Debbie, Little Debbie, and Littlest Debbie.
I am awaiting the report.
Speaking of food that's probably not the best for you, I met Lily, Lauren, Owen, Gibson, and Magnolia at Chow Time today where we had a lovely meal. I find it so amusing that Maggie's favorite foods there are sushi and chicken on a stick and miso soup. Give that girl a spoonful of tofu wrapped in seaweed in the miso broth and she is a happy child.
How did that happen? Also, how did THIS happen?
And why are Owen's eyes always semi-closed? That's just the way he is. He is getting so big. When I gave him a hug, I could barely reach up high enough to get my arms around anything but his middle. Forget putting my head on his shoulder. I would need a step-stool. Gibson is getting there, Maggie too. She informed me today that she is going into the fifth grade this year. I told her that I was aware of this and that I am very proud of her. She's looking forward to school starting because school is at least not boring except when it is boring and then it's boring. She told me a long story about taking a stuffie to her best friend because the best friend was going through some unhappiness which I can't remember at the time as to the specifics, and Owen had to be bribed to drive her there. I think he was promised an order of chicken wings. This reminded me of Hank's story about when I would force him to go to Publix for me when he was young.
Some things never change.
Somehow we got on the topic of how much I embarrassed Lily when she was young just by my very presence on earth. She agreed that yes, that was the way it had been.
I remember that well. So very, very well. And now, she does the same to Owen although Owen denies it. We then got into talking about mothers who may perhaps walk around with very little clothing on and how embarrassing THAT can be if it happens inadvertently when a child's friend is over and I looked at Owen and said, "See. It could be worse."
"You're right," he said.
And by the way. That was NOT me. I don't think.
We also discussed other kids who have two mothers although Lauren says that she does NOT claim to be a mother. Still, somehow, I think the kids sort of see her that way. As a parental presence, anyway. And she certainly does a lot of parental type things like picking them up or taking them places or just generally being there for them. Always. Lily told me that there were two other kids on Maggie's softball team who had two mothers.
"Who?" Maggie asked. Lily told her their names but Maggie couldn't remember one of them. Lily described her as best she could and then said, "And she has two mothers!"
It appears that the children of two mothers are often enrolled in softball. We are not surprised.
After lunch, Maggie and Lily and I all went to Oak Tree treasures where Lily got a few things and I got two vintagey-looking pillowcases. I don't think they actually ARE vintage but I like them anyway.
Pillowcases don't take up much room, do they?
Now let us get to the meat of today's discussion and answer the burning question I am sure you all have which is, Ms. Moon! Did you make another martini and dance in the hallway?
You betcha. That was the most dancing I've done in many, many years. And it was glorious. I danced my little heart out to the entire new album and guess what?
It is good.
It is not good like, "Well, that's pretty good for some old dudes in their eighties."
No. It was just good. Damn good. And very, very danceable. The songs were amazing, Mick sounds like a boy-man. I'm not sure he's ever sounded better. Ronnie Wood's guitar playing is sharp and clear and clean. And Keith is right there with him, doing what he calls the ancient art of guitar weaving.
He always gets at least one song per album which is his. He probably almost entirely wrote it and he sings it. Keith's voice is not what we would traditionally call a great one. It is rough and gravely and is his and his alone. But it is as real as granite, as true to himself as his face. The song he does on this album is called "Some of Us". It's a slow and humble plea to a lover. Or at least that's what it sounds like to me.
"Yeah, 'cause all we need's a little loving
Yeah, just a hug or just a squeeze
You know that we can't get everything
But some of us are on our knees
Some of us are on our knees
Begging for it
Some of us are on our knees."
The last song on the album is "Beautiful Delilah" which was written by Chuck Berry and it is pure blues and rock. The Stones played it at their first American gig in 1964 and here it is again, so simply arranged, acoustic guitar and slide guitar. Mick's voice is simple too, doing what he started out doing with Keith, paying homage to Black American blues musicians. The blues is what brought them together, and is obviously still the glue that binds them.
Many of the songs on the album are quite political. Elon Musk is named and shamed.
I want to listen to it many more times.
I will say that although Steve Jordan, the drummer who took the stand behind the band after Charlie Watts died, is a a terrific drummer but no one, NO ONE can or ever will replace Charlie. I miss him.
I don't want to say this and it hurts my soul to say it but if this is the last album the Stones ever put out (please god, no) it will serve well enough as proof of the talent and heart and soul and love of music that has made them an over-sixty-year old band who still has something to say and who know how to say it in their own imitable way.
And who will still make you dance. Or, me, anyway.
I suppose I better go rustle up some supper. Roast chicken dinner leftovers tonight. That'll do.
Love...Ms. Moon




Mary, you're in fine form today. I feel like I'm right there with you enjoying the day.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Deb!
DeleteMy brother and I, aged 18 and 19, first saw the Stones on a local New York tv show in June 1964 when they here for the first time. We agreed that they were phenomenal, but thought they were too scruffy to make it without cleaning up a bit. We were proved right about talent, wrong on appearance. Margaret
ReplyDeleteIt's like the Stones were the antithesis to the Beatles whose relatively long hair was neat and tidy and wore matching outfits and sang about holding your hand while the Stones wore whatever they wanted, had hair that was however they wanted and they sang about spending the night together. Of course the Beatles changed quickly and became more themselves and less their manager's idea of what they should look like.
DeleteExactly! Margaret
DeleteI just watched/listened to Howard Stern's interview with Keith. You are absolutely correct, if and when he goes to the pearly music hall in the ethers- there will be many that will be hospitalized due to shock, grief, unbearable feels. I'll see you there, Ms. Moon.
ReplyDeleteMaggie in fifth grade for godsake- college in a few spins of the clock!
Little Debby exists up here in the discount grocery. Lab made sugar/ high fructose corn syrup treats and yes, I have tried one. Chocolate something. Addictive I am sure, stay away from Little Debby, she will send you to the grave!
I know. I know, I know, I KNOW! I am a bit worried in that Keith has not been a major part of the new album's publicity. He's done some things but...is he okay?
DeleteI can't talk about it.
I am discovering that Little Debby is all over the US!
You know, I don't think I've ever had a Twinkie or any Twinkie- related product.That's sort of weird.
I have never had a Twinkie nor any Little Debbie products, but that won’t keep me from shuffling off this mortal coil. Oddly enough, my mother, who was fanatical about sugar, used sometimes to pack Hostess Creme filled cupcakes in our lunchboxes, those fascinating bites of toxicity with the frosting you could lift off in its entirety like a poorly attached toupee. Margaret
DeleteWe have Little Debbie treats here too but I can't buy them because I will eat the entire package. I've never had the oatmeal ones but they sound good.
ReplyDeleteI was listening to the radio this afternoon and they were interviewing somebody who had written a book about drummers and he was talking about Charlie Watts. It was quite interesting listening to it and how drumming affects the songs.
I'm glad you got to listen to the album and dance to it as well. Makes me smile thinking about it.
We had another rain storm today, so hard that it flooded underpasses again. It's been a strange summer.
Hope you have a wonderful Sunday.
In Keith's memoir, he spends a lot of time talking about Charlie and how his drumming is why the Stones are the Stones. He said that Charlie is "the mattress upon which I lie."
DeleteHe loved the man. Adored him. Charlie is the one who told the band that if anything happened to him, Steve Jordan should replace him. Steve had played with Keith on side-projects for years so they already had a working relationship.
We had more rain today too! I can't help it. I love it.
"Creme" is something that I have experienced, don't remember where, and once again in a "Krispy Kreme" doughnut. I don't see how anybody can love that stuff. Entirely tasteless with the texture and feel of the original thick Nivea Face Cream from the 60s. In the flat dark blue tins. We don't have Little Debbie products here.
ReplyDeleteMaggie in fifth grade, one of the "big" fish in the primary/elementary pond.
I think in this case "creme" is just a fancy word for "cream". And I doubt there's any dairy in it. Where Krispy Kreme came up with using that word for their doughnuts, I have no idea.
DeleteFrankly, I love a good Krispy Kreme but only the plain glazed ones or the chocolate glazed ones. I doubt I've had one in over a decade though.
Yes. The fifth graders are indeed the big cheeses of elementary school.
No dairy is why they are called Creme, that awful filling being entirely artificial.
DeleteLittle Debbie Snaks are here in Idaho too. I'm just catching up after taking the dogs far out of town away from fireworks for a week. Hank's birthday bash sounds like so much fun! Glad you danced your heart out to the new album!
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I think the Hank Birthday Celebrators had a fantastic time. And now they are ready for a good rest.
DeleteI need to listen to the album!
ReplyDeleteGlad to know you and Lily were never two of those underdressed mothers. So grateful to have never known one of those myself. I’ve never mentioned how much I love those kids’ names.
Let me know if you dance when you listen, Mitchell! Are you a dancer? I used to be a very fine dancer. The two things I will admit to being good at are cooking and dancing. I thought all my dancing days were behind me but they have been resurrected.
DeleteI love my grandkids' names too. Owen is Owen Curtis, Curtis being his Boppy's first name (really), Gibson Monroe is named after me because my middle name is Gibson and Monroe just sounded good with it, and Maggie? She's the Magnolia Lily always longed for. The June may come from Jason's side of the family. I love it. Magnolia June. Now if she'd just change her last name to Moon, she could be Magnolia June Moon and that would be perfect.
August is August Glinden which comes because Glinden is Glen's actual name. Curtis Glinden. Which is sort of funny.
Levon is Levon because everyone around here likes that name and his middle name is his father's grandmother's maiden name and I am so ashamed but I have temporarily forgotten what it is. Cobb? I don't know.
The names are even better than I first thought. Those are some classy names with great origins.
DeleteYour grands look to be super grands! So happy you get to spend time with them! And dancing in the hall to great bands...well, it's just you! To be expected and celebrated!
ReplyDeleteI do have super grands. As do you!
DeleteI was so happy to be dancing. So happy.
I think your dancing in the hall is the equivalent to my dancing in the kitchen! No music, no martinis, just dancing while food cooks.
ReplyDeleteOh, I do that sort of dancing too sometimes. Hallway dancing is the "dance like no one is watching" kind of dancing and actually, no one is!
DeleteDeus caritas est!
ReplyDeleteYou may have stumbled across the wrong blog.
DeleteI don't think I have ever eaten a Little Debbie snak cake. My favorite growing up was the Hostess chocolate cupcake with the creme inside and the white squiggle on top.
ReplyDeleteHard to believe those kids are so old! They were all just babies last year.
See, I don't think I've ever had a Hostess treat. What's wrong with us, Ellen?
DeleteRemember when Owen was my little rock star?
Little Debbies are up here in Oregon, too. You would not have to twist my arm to eat a Swiss roll, but I haven't had one in years (because I close my eyes and run past the displays at the stores to avoid seeing them).
ReplyDeleteHaha! I guess Little Debbies are not a southern thing at all. They just seem like they should be, right? I've never had the Swiss roll.
DeleteI appreciate your comments here, Ms. NOLA.
My favorite Little Debbie is Pumpkin Delight which only comes out in October around Halloween. I always grab a box if I see it.
ReplyDeleteMargaret's comment reminded me that I saw the Rolling Stones in concert at a baseball stadium in Milwaukee, WI in the middle 1970s. We sat so far away that they were only little dots on the stage - no jumbo tron screens back that! :)
Nope. Never had a Pumpkin Delight.
DeleteI saw the Stones in New Orleans around 1980 or so. We were way too far from the stage, just like you. But it was a pretty exciting show.
Little Debby story: Probably 30 years ago we were staying at a cabin in West Virginia and went to the closest town for groceries. The air smelled ambrosial, and not in a natural way - turned out that one of the main employers in town was the Little Debby complex - factory, transport hub and warehouse. No factory tour (we were big on taking the kids on factory tours) but there was a special store with everything Little Debby made at the time. The kids were gobsmacked - we told them they could each pick one (which morphed into 2 at some point) and spent the rest of the week eating and working off sugar highs from Little Debby. Don't think any of us have had one since.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the visual image of you dancing in the hall!
Ceci
Have you ever been to Hershey, PA? Same thing, only with chocolate. In Winter Haven, when I lived there, there was a place where they made Kuder Cow Feed and they used orange peels in it, I think. The whole town would smell like orange sugar cookies. It was heaven.
DeleteIs the image of me dancing scary?
your grands are growing at a pace that boggles my mind! Lovely pillowcases..and I had a *dejavu* moment at your Little Debby photos. The only one I remember seeing when I was a child was the blue/red and white box of *Swiss Rolls*. Store bought sweets were mostly banned from our house because my Mom baked....but I do remember seeing Little Debby's and pining for them......had no idea they were still available but no, I will not be looking for any!
ReplyDeleteSusan M.
I love my new pillowcases.
DeleteWe didn't ever get store bought sweets like that either. We were lucky if we got a box of Cheetos. Which I still love.
Maybe you should try ONE Little Debbie oatmeal creme just to see what you've been missing all your life.
I'm glad the album proved to be a joy. I used to beg my mom to buy Little Debbie cakes, but she never would. She said they were "nasty" -- her word.
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