Thursday, October 25, 2012

Our Marriage Is So Mature Now That We've Been Married For Twenty-Eight Years

Conversation yesterday before supper when Mr. Moon observed me watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills:

Mr. Moon: You just want to go live out there with those botoxed women and wear all that jewelry and stuff.

Me: What? Are you kidding me? Look at me! (You can only imagine what I was wearing and how I looked- no!- worse than that. Men's cargo pants with holes in them, stretched out t-shirt with baby poop and spit-up on it. Dirty feet. Many, many wrinkles. Hair perhaps not brushed all day. Etc.)

Mr. Moon- Yep. I think that's what you secretly want.

Me: That makes as much sense as me saying you like to watch pro football because you want to go play it.

Mr. Moon: It could happen.

14 comments:

  1. I could almost see the twinkle in his eye when he said it.

    Happy Anniversary!

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  2. Happpy Anniversary.

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  3. Happy anniversary Moons and Moon alter egos!

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  4. Well, when he plays for the NFL he can afford to BH Housewife you up. Ha!

    Happy Anniversary!

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  5. That totally cracks me up. I have a southern friend who always says, "Men are, basically, simple."

    Bless his heart.

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  6. Happy Anniversary to both of you. Enjoy your Honey-Moon.

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  7. Happy Anniversary to one of my most favorite couples of all time! Love Mr. Moon!

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  8. I'm laughing with you. I know you'll have a Happy Anniversary trip together. x0 N2

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  9. Happy Anniversary! It is so good to feel comfortable with the person over so many years. We talked about that in our men's meeting. Half of us are divorced and the other half still married after years and years.

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  11. What a sweet, hilarious man. Happy Anniversary to the both of you!

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