Saturday, April 4, 2026

Mermer Gets Ready For A Gathering


It is not at all unusual for someone who grows a garden to feel the need to check it daily, sometimes even more often. 
I have even done this reconnaissance with a flashlight when I've come  home from a little trip after dark. 
So yesterday evening, Mr. Moon and I took a stroll out to our garden so that he could check the progress of what we've planted and he could see what I've planted during his absence. All looks pretty good but then he noticed the little nymph grasshoppers you can see in that photo above. That's a potato plant they're having a jamboree on. I write about these nymphs every year because they always show up in numbers like that. I have seen what must be hundreds before. They will eventually grow into the Georgia Thumper grasshopper and I talk about those every year too. Some people call them Eastern Lubbers but I've always heard Georgia Thumper. 
Whatever you call them, they are huge. Like so big that if you'd never seen one before and then came across one, you might doubt your eyes.


(Picture from a Facebook page for the Florida Master Gardener Volunteer Program.)

They're common around here and they can tear up a garden when they get big enough to really get at it. Even my beloved rattlesnake beans fall prey to them. I haven't seen signs that any of the plants were completely destroyed but I see them chomping away on the tender green leaves. Most people smash the hell out of them when they can and that's what Glen did to a lot of the ones in the picture. 
I'm sorry. I know all life is sacred but so is my garden.

I figured I'd give myself a break today and stay in and do all the cooking for tomorrow that I could. And I did get most of it done. I cooked a huge pot of greens which cooked down considerably, as they do, but there are still a goodly plenty. 
I decided to also make a pot of last year's field peas that I had in the freezer. I have GOT to get the freezer and pantry cleared out before we start picking fresh stuff again. So that was going on too. 
I realized I hadn't kicked bamboo in two days so I did that while greens and peas were cooking. 

I had a little bit of a startle when I, too, had an oak snake encounter. I stepped over what I subconsciously identified as a little branch until mid-step when my brain caught up and whispered, "snake." I didn't scream or run away or anything like that. I just sort of said, "Oof!" and took its picture.


It was long but skinny. A spaghetti snake! 

I did two loads of laundry and cleared the back porch table where I mostly live and washed the tablecloth that covers it. We'll be using the table for sure tomorrow. 


Glen got me that lamp for Christmas after I had pointed it out at the Oak Tree Treasures resale store. I love it and it goes nicely with the tablecloth I think I may have also gotten at Oak Tree but who knows? Definitely at some thrift store or another. 
A strange lightbulb came in the lamp that works just like a regular one but if the power goes out, it stays on. I thought it had burned out a few weeks ago so I unscrewed it and put it in the trash and a few minutes later Glen said, "Come look at this!" and by golly the dang thing was just glowing away in the trash can. I re-screwed it in and it works fine. 

I made a huge batch of angel biscuit dough which is in the refrigerator, all ready to be rolled out, cut and baked tomorrow. I've also made a loaf of Challah. 


My Challah is not intricately braided. It's just a simple three strands braid and this loaf rose so nicely that you can barely tell it's braided at all but oh well. 
I have been making this same recipe for many, many years and it has never once failed me. The loaves just leap into height. Perhaps they are holy. 
Then again, what home baked loaf of bread isn't? 
I must ask though- how many dietary laws of the Jewish faith do we break eating Challah with our ham? 

Of course all of this required a great deal of clean-up and I went through the refrigerator and tossed things I knew we'd never eat to make room for the pots of peas and of greens and the ham, too, which I shall bake tomorrow. 

I picked some lettuce for tomorrow's salad which May will be making here. I finally picked this incredibly beautiful head. 



Google Lens says it's a variety which goes by several names including "Forellenschluss," "Trout Back," and "Mayan Jaguar."
And that is what I'll call it. The seed for it came from a package of mixed heirloom lettuces and that's the only one that came up. 

Now the ironic thing about all of this is that I am more weary and my back hurts more than after my past few days of yard work in the heat. Just standing can be hard. Ask any cashier. 

Speaking of backs, Rachel won't be making it tomorrow to our little gathering. Hank may come or he may just stay home and hang with his sweetie. If he does come, he might bring Mark whom I have already invited. Mark does love my ham and bread and greens. We sure would love to see him. 
Maurice probably would too. 

I'm looking forward to seeing all the grandchildren tomorrow. It's been too long since we've all been together. Long enough that I'm sure I won't believe how much they've grown. I mean, one week's time is enough to notice that and it's been maybe a month? As I said, too long. 

As with after the days of doing yard work, I feel good, despite my tiredness and a little backache. I have recently been made quite aware of how much lighter I feel in mind and body since I've lost weight. I have more stamina, I can deal with the heat better, I can move easier and get up off the ground easier. And- my joints do not hurt nearly as much when I'm working or when I get up the next day. I am no longer moaning every time I go from a sitting to a standing position.
And boy, do I love wearing my Target men's cargo shorts. 
It all feels rather like a miracle. 
I was talking to a very old friend of mine today via text about all of this and he said, "You have added years to your life."
I responded saying, "Well, I don't know about that but I do know that whatever time I do have left will be better." 

Okay! May the Easter Rabbit fill your basket with all of the good things in life you may desire. Chocolate, ham, kisses, shorts with many pockets, hugs, jelly beans, relief from pain, peace in your heart, the joy to be had with the arrival of spring in whatever form that takes for you.
And remember, as Ross always said, "Look up." 
I plan on it. 

Love...Ms. Moon





45 comments:

  1. Enjoy your family gathering and the food you will eat and the comfort and the laughter and the confidences and praise Jesus who was nailed to that wooden cross so that we would not have to be nailed to it. Thank you Jesus!

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  2. I hope you have a lovely Easter Family Gathering. That big Grasshopper looks like something from a Sci-Fi flick!

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  3. That grasshopper should have its own agent! Happy Easter to all the moons.

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  4. I would have made sure to squish every single one of those nymphs. The Challah looks beautiful and very edible. Can you send some goodies home with Hank for Rachel?

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    1. The Challah was pretty perfect.
      Of course we sent food home for Hank and Rachel!

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  5. Holy crapoli, that's the biggest grasshopper I've ever seen! A monster grasshopper! And I agree that the pink lamp is gorgeous, especially sitting on that tablecloth. Enjoy your Easter feast tomorrow with your family!

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    1. We grow 'em big here in Florida. (Mostly assholes, though.)
      It was a very fine feast.

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  6. Our holiday dinner will be by request, hamburgers on the grill, salaad, potato salad

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  7. Ooops! and devilled eggs because today felt like spring complete with a tornado warning, flooding and a humungus rainbow filling up half the sky right before sundown. Nobody appreciates spring more than Michiganders. v

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  8. Oh Mamacita, why am I tearing up? I don't care about Zombie Jesus Day but I do so want to see you all and celebrate our darling Gibson. It feels so very strange to not be doing a drop of cooking or baking. August came in yesterday when Jess brought the lentils and he is indeed taller than I remember. What will they do without all the dollar store crap I always bring them?!? HA!
    Love you and you take care of your back too.
    -Rachel

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    1. We missed you guys so much! Next year. And may you not be in pain.

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  9. That grasshopper is quite a handsome dude! He does look like a crnachy delicious snack too! Have a lovely gathering of beloveds! Tell Maggie hello from rain town!

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    1. It wouldn't take many of those thumpers to make a meal, would it?
      I did tell Maggie that you said hello and that's when she sighed and said, "I wish I could meet Linda Sue."

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  10. I would have to leave home if I saw that grasshopper in my garden!!
    I missed the family get together yesterday as I am still coughing a bit after a bout of what was apparently pneumonia. Didn't want to embarrass the kids ( or myself) if I started " hacking away" at the table!! Never felt Ill....just couldn't breathe very well for a couple of days until I managed to see a doc......the nights were scary!
    Have a lovely time with your family.....lots of photos please.

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    1. That sounds really, really frightening! I'm so glad you got to see the doctor. Are you feeling better?

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    2. Still coughing a bit, but only every couple of hours or so. I have not felt " ill" at all!

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  11. How is Rachel doing? I hope a bit better every day. My grandmother baked it every week, even the day before she died at the age of 89. Hers was intricately braided. Yours looks just as delicious and is beautiful. Ham is perfection on challah. But don’t tell Grandma. I’d crush the nymph grasshoppers and feel guilty while I did it and after. Sure wouldn’t be able to crush an adult Georgia Thumper. Happy Sunday!

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    1. Was this your teeny-tiny grandma? I bet her Challah was the very best.
      I gave an update on Rachel on my Easter post. She even reported this morning that she got a great night's sleep for the first time in ages AND she is now authorized to work at home for her complete recovery so she is pretty happy.
      I feel like you'd need a license to kill one of those giants.

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    2. Yes, my teeny tiny grandma. Her challah was exceptional. Great news about Rachel. I’ve been thinking about her.

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  12. Thank you so much for all those lovely wishes. May everyone have all of them come through true. Have fun with the feast and the family!

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    1. Are you feeling better? I hope so.
      The feast was a beast!

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  13. If we had those nymphs chowing down on my measly garden I'd thump them too. Instead I smush or use a spray on stink bug nymphs. Have a fine get together with the fam for whatever the occasion. I have been mostly uninspired to get out and work in the yard despite this being the best time weatherwise and so many tasks but I did finally get out and did some weeding, mostly digging up the daylily type roots and foliage of wild peruvian lily. They take over and choke out everything else and they just don't bloom, so begone!

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    1. Oh, I do understand your daylily type roots digging. A pox on plants that can't control themselves!
      It's raining here today which is a great excuse to stay in and be restful.

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  14. We will have Easter brunch here around noon today. Hope you enjoy your day with your family, Mary!

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    1. No matter what we plan, our get together meals never happen until mid afternoon at least.

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  15. That grasshopper is shockingly large. I can't even wrap my head around the size of it. I imagine that it can do quite a bit of damage.

    Happy family day.

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    1. Oh yes. From nymph to adulthood, those things can take out a garden.

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  16. Well, I feel bad for the baby lubbers, but I understand the need to keep the population down! The adults gross me out a bit, despite their beautiful coloring. I love the lamp and tablecloth together.

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    1. The adults are rather handsome, despite the science fiction appearance, aren't they?

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  17. Apparently they hate getting chilli on their feet - one of the many things I have tried over the years to dissuade grasshoppers humanely - however the most effective is no doubt my Grandma's - a pair a secateurs and a deadly aim - she loved feeding the birds her halved grasshoppers.
    Enjoy your feast and company.

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    1. I have entirely given up on "natural" ways to either repel insects or eliminate invasive plants. Well, except for pulling the plants or doing as your Grandma did. Those things do work.

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  18. I would die having to deal with those Georgia Thumpers....die..I would die. I have childhood memories not of Thumper..but the southern California 5 inch version of them. I'd almost rather see a rattler...and that's saying alot! You will have beautiful food, family and tons of love today.... enjoy! I hope Rachel can be there...but if not... she is there in spirit and I hope she is recovering well
    Susan M

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    1. PS your challah is gorgeous...as is your *ready* table outdoors
      Susan M

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    2. Five inches! Holy shit!
      Still, I think I'd rather see one of those than a rattlesnake. But when one of the thumpers lands on me, it is sort of grossly scary. Their feet are very rough. The better to hold onto things, I guess.

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  19. I hope you had a lovely day today with family.
    I have hasselback potato gratin cooking and a small ham as well. It will only be me and my husband for supper, and the dogs.

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    1. I have never made hassleback potato gratin. I would like to try doing that.

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  20. Since Easter coincides with Passover week this year, challah is off the (Jewish) table right now anyway. So you may as well let it cozy up with a ham during its time of leavened bread non grata. Good Yontif, Pontif.

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    1. Oh, you are so right! Well, that even adds to the breaking of the dietary laws, doesn't it?

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  21. It's me again, Mildred. (Nickel for that old salty comedian) I'm back cause I couldn't find a place to join your group, but the ride WAS worth the fall---that lightbulb set me giggling AGAIN. And I got trapped on a GRAVE by a legion's worth of all those BIG black and red hoppers when I was about six or so---family graveyard where everybody gathered to clean in Spring, and we hit on the weekend of THEIR buggy family reunion. I Hopped myself from clear spot to clear spot amongst the tall weeds and landed on a lower-grass place that turned out to have a tombstone on it. I turned 360 slo w l y and everywhere I looked was one of those shiny scary guys swaying on a tall weed, both-eyeing me. It didn't instill a fear, or anything, but if you ever write about spiders, I'm your girl---I'm the take-them-outside barehanded, grab one from a midair spin and rescue anytime one is in water. I have little skimmers in the holders with the bathroom brush. And I still moon over all the precious little jumpers everybody is adopting now. The Ruby Silvertip is a magical being.

    If, after this, you'd let me join . . .
    racheld again

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  22. Join? There is nothing to join here. Just show up! And I'm glad you did. Welcome, Rachel.
    That childhood memory is definitely one you will never forget. And yes, I do talk about spiders. Just wait until summer when the Gold Orb Weavers start making their appearance and spinning their webs.

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