Thursday, August 14, 2025

Peas But Not Peace


Another day, another walk. I love the way the clouds seem to boil up above the trees, the road, my eyes. All those trees and you'd think there would be more shade on that sidewalk but no. At least not when I finally get out to walk. I'm sure there's a lot more in the early morning hours. 
I should check that out sometime.
Nothing of great interest occurred on my walk. Lloyd was just being Lloyd, baking in the unshaded areas, steaming in the shady places. Everyone with any sense was inside their houses although I saw a guy mowing the grass at the Volunteer Fire Department which is situated between the dump depot and the post office. A quonset hut houses the fire truck and all the gear needed for fire-fighting and responding to medical emergencies. I believe my mother told me that I was born in a quonset hut. I don't think I would have made this up. My father was in the Army at the time, stationed in El Paso, Texas, but there was some sort of horrible virus or something happening in the military hospital so a temporary hospital was set-up in an Air Force quonset hut. 
This may or may not be true. Or may only be partially true. But I like thinking that I was born in a quonset hut. This could explain a lot. 

After I'd cooled off from my walk and eaten some lunch, I put on my long overalls and attempted to do a little more work in the garden but I guess my body temperature was already elevated or something because it wasn't forty-five minutes before I started feeling a little woozy, at which point I came inside. Glen had been working all morning on installing a ladder onto his new boat. There's a plan for him to take some of the family scalloping on Saturday and a ladder is necessary for getting in and out of the water as one must do while scalloping. So he was hot too, having been working in the garage, even though he has a huge fan in there that would power a small airplane. So I said, "Let's go to the river."
He agreed this was a decent idea and we put on our bathing costumes and went to the Wacissa. Since the kids are back in school, it wasn't nearly as crowded as it was even just last week but there were a good number of children there and a few mothers. These are the homeschoolers. When you see nineteen children and three mothers you can assume they are the folks who homeschool their children due to their religious beliefs which include the teaching that a woman should have as many babies as the Lord sees fit to give her. Like the Duggars. This is a sect called "The Quiverfull movement."

Here's what AI says about them: 

The Quiverfull movement is a Christian subculture within the broader evangelical Christian and homeschooling movements that advocates for large families and emphasizes a biblical view of family structure, including male headship and female submission. The movement derives its name from Psalm 127:3-5, which speaks of children as a blessing and a quiver full of arrows. 

One of the big tells of a Quiverfull family (besides the inordinate number
 of children), is the ubiquitous Mercedes van with a pro-life specialty  license tag on it. Those vans can hold up to fifteen people and I imagine that some of the vans' seats are entirely filled with all the kids, the mom and dad. I have no idea how one man can make enough money to support that many children and buy a van that costs up to $70,000 but you can be certain it's the man earning that money because sure as shit the women are not going to be out in the evil world, working amongst the heathens. Her place is obviously in the home, creating new arrows in her quiver and taking care of the ones already there. 

I will say that there is a family in Monticello with at least a dozen kids and they are taken to all sorts of classes and also participate widely in the local children's theater scene. I know this to be true. 

But back to the river. When we first got there and took our first dives in, we were elated at how clear the water was, how pure and undisturbed it was. During the summer when it seems like all the kids in Jefferson County and half the kids in Leon County are there, the water gets all roiled around and it's not nearly as pristine. But oh, today, it was like ice cold gin. 
Until.
About six teenagers, girls and boys, decided to gather huge bunches of the vegetation in the water at the boat ramp and take it to the swimming area to throw onto each other, thus completely fowling what had been so beautifully clear, now littered by bits and pieces of hydrilla, which is one of the most invasive and harmful plants to be found in rivers and lakes. 


I got that picture online. I did not take it. 
And of course as the teens were throwing this shit all over the place they were screaming and laughing and one family's dog came bounding down to the water to jump in and paddle around, overcome with the excitement of the kids. 
Now generally, homeschooled kids are about the most well-behaved children I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure that the Spare the rod and Spoil the kid is absolute gospel for these families. You just cannot control that many children without some sort of corporal punishment, I suppose. But in this case, not one of the mothers, who were all sitting under the one pavilion, said a damn word. 
So. Weed throwing, kids screaming, and large dog barking loudly.
And here's another thing- there was a Florida Wildlife Control truck right there, in the parking lot and whoever was in that truck didn't do a thing either. They didn't even get out of the truck. They may have actually been asleep. And before anyone could complain to them about the hydrilla gathering and the dog (dogs aren't permitted there), they drove away. 

It was so weird. The kids absolutely knew they were way out of bounds because one of them said, "We probably shouldn't be spreading all this around in the swimming area."
Uh. Yeah. 
And they all started trying to gather up the weeds and move them back to where they'd found them but before we knew it, they were back at it, throwing them at each other again. 
At one point, when we'd gone back into the water and cleared as much of a space as we could to swim in without coming up looking like a sea creature with hydrilla draped all over us, one of the kids started throwing MORE hydrilla and screams of joy and feigned fear began again. 
I could not control myself. 
"STOP IT!" I yelled. 
No one was doing a thing and lots of people were standing about, watching all this go on with expressions on their faces which seemed to say, "Someone needs to do something about this."
I don't know if the kids stopped or not. We waded back to shore, packed up, and drove home. 
So much for the peace and tranquility we were seeking at the river. 
And I need to add that I don't even know if those kids were part of the homeschooled kids. But I'm pretty sure that a kid who goes to an actual school wouldn't be skipping so early in the year, plus none of these kids looked old enough to drive. 

And that's my adventure report for today. 
When we got home I settled down and shelled some zipper peas. Or crowder peas. I don't even know which ones they are but they're pretty easy to shell. Whenever I go out to the garden these days, I always pick the peas first so that if I get overheated I'll at least have that done. 


I do not want one of those precious peas going to waste. As I say every year these are not the same sort of peas that are always round and green and that you always find in pot pies. 
Not these.




The peas we grow here in the summer are field peas, as a general term, and there are many types and varieties. Think of black-eyed peas. There you go. 
It there is anything more representative of summer in the south than women shelling peas on a porch I do not know what it is. And I have to say that wearing a dress for this activity is smart because those peas can fly and the odds are good that if you're wearing something with a skirt, the flying peas will end up in the hammock created by the skirt where you can easily find them and add them to the bowl. 

That's my how-to-do-southern tip for the day. 

Love...Ms. Moon


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  1. Maybe just evocative of summer. My grandmother, born, bred, lived and died in New York State, shelled peas on the porch. Margaret

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  2. I'm kinda wondering if the person in the Florida Wildlife Control truck was the quiverfull-baby-daddy of those kids. How annoying. I'd be like you, exasperated at that point too.-Nicol

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    1. Oh god no. A FWC employee doesn't make nearly enough money to support one of those families!

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  3. I’ve never been a fan of regular peas so the field peas sound interesting. As in, maybe i could eat them with a tad more interest. They look less green tasting.
    One of my sisters had eleven children. Yes, to everything you stated. Her husband knew David Koresch back in the day. She’s a widow, now, but her children (mostly) carry on the tradition. One son made a completely different life for himself. They are all very intelligent, tight with money and some of the most polite people you’ll ever come across.
    I, too, would have yelled at the kids. Rude behavior is over rated.

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    1. I know that Mormons are just about the nicest people in the world. And yes, I consider Mormonism a cult.
      That must have been some tight religion going on in your sister's house for only one of the children to break off.

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  4. Wow, Debbie. I'm happy for the son who made a completely different life for himself. That's a strong one.-Nicol

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  6. You certainly showed some 'control' as far as I'm concerned. I would have also screamed at those kids...but dropped a few 'f' bombs in the process. That would have no doubt horrified any bangers. It's like 'put that in your bible and smoke it'. They might try. LOL. Better luck at the river next time.
    Those peas do look different. Do they taste different than the usual canned peas?
    Does Glen take his boat out on the Gulf? I'm assuming as he's going scalloping.
    Paranormal John

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    1. These are nothing like that sort of peas. It's a completely different type of legume. So, no, they don't taste like the sort of peas in a can.
      The scalloping will be done in the bay. Usually a lot calmer and shallower than the Gulf itself.

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  7. "born in a quonset hut...that explains a lot" I'm wondering what difference it makes to be born in a quonset hut or anywhere else. Getting born being the most important part, how does where make a difference?
    I'm glad you yelled "Stop it!" to those kids even if they didn't listen. I like scallops, battered or breaded, but haven't had any in years.

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    1. Well, Christians sure do put a lot of meaning into Jesus being born in a manger. I guess what I mostly mean is that from the very beginning my life has been sort of bumpy. I can't imagine what it must have been like for my mother to give birth in a military hospital based in a quonset hut.
      These scallops are called bay scallops and they are much smaller than sea scallops. Mostly people around here saute them in butter and garlic or something like that. They are mighty good.

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  8. The Quiverfulls and rotten teenagers would ruin my day. Glad you got those first dives before that all happened. Do those peas taste good raw? When I was a kid, fresh-shelled peas were one of my favorite treats. That and string beans fresh out of the bin in my grandfather’s produce market.

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    1. No. Because these peas are really what I suppose most people would call beans, they need cooking. I don't know that I've ever had a raw string bean. If so, I don't remember it. Have you ever had a sugar snap pea? Their pods are so sweet and tender that you don't have to shell them to love them.

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  9. I expect the children of the religious maniacs were quivering when they heard The Pea Sheller of Lloyd yell "STOP IT!" How sad to have both the pristine water and your peace disturbed. Doesn't "homeschooling" mean they are meant to be schooled at home - not having fun and frolics by the river?

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    1. Yeah. I'm assuming I had them quivering in their quivers.
      Or not.
      I don't think homeschooling generally lasts all day and quite honestly, what the teach in a day in public schools could probably be taught to motivated kids in a few hours. But then again, I really don't know how good the educations they get are. I doubt the science classes are very good. No evolution, you know.

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  10. Did you mean purposely write "capital punishment" for these homeschooling families? Because it made me giggle wickedly. No mere corporal punishment for these abominations. Capital punishment with a heavy dose of modest dressing for this cult of looney tunes.

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    1. Oh my god. You are so right. I will go fix that.
      I am pretty sure that even the most devout of the quiver people don't kill their naughty children.

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  11. Too bad you had to cut your river swimming short. Glad you were able to cool off a bit. I would be annoyed by those kids, too.

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    1. They were completely ridiculous. Add in the dog and it was just a big old cluster fuck.

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  12. Those quiver moms should have taken action to stop their kids from throwing hydrilla and making the water and beach unpleasant for everybody. Doesn't it irk you when people have their high (religious) standards and simultaneously have little regard for other people?
    You spoke-up and I would have too. The kids continued on regardless. We can add disrespect to the kid's and mom's profile!
    I also find it odd that the park ranger had nothing to say.
    The coolness of the river water must have felt wonderful. At least you got a nice dip before all the mayhem.

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    1. I am not totally sure that the crazy kids were of the quiverfull movement but the only moms I saw there were the ones who were either with one or two children who were obviously theirs, or the moms hanging out together in the pavilion thing.

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  13. Cream peas, purple hull peas, black eyed peas, field peas; all brought from Africa with the slaves. Something else in the deep seated southern culture that originated with black people.
    And what a pain about those kids. Let's hope all that hydrilla doesn't take root in the swimming area. I wonder what those women with a dozen kids are going to think when their bodies are completely worn out and the babies start turning out defective and dying (because no doubt they are also anti-vaxxers) and the environment continues to lose its ability to sustain life. That that was god's plan for them? and yeah, how does one man support all those children.

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    1. Yes m'am. You either know about your field peas or you don't. I'm glad I do. We owe so much to the people we enslaved. My god.
      It is a constant chore for somebody to keep that swimming area free of hydrilla and the over invasive water plants. And it's not that big a space.
      God's plan always seems to be whatever your sect things it should be, even if it's a completely fucked up plan. I'm sure they don't worry about the environment because it wouldn't be god's plan for them to have a dozen children if he was going to allow the environment to crumble and die and kill us all. Obviously.

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  14. I read your last post but no time to comment so I'm doing it here. Your house! My house! I felt the same way about my old house in the inner city. I could have written that post, I did write that post. It was my third object. My kids and grandkids all grew up in that house, it sheltered us from three or four dead on hurricanes, we made our living there and so much regret for not taking better care of it. I loved that old house and it was so hard to leave it knowing it would be torn down. Broke my heart.

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    1. I am so very, very sorry your old house got torn down. I know you loved it and cherished it and appreciated it like I do mine.

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  15. Well, now I know why women shelling peas are always depicted in skirts! That makes perfect sense.

    I laughed at your use of the term "bathing costumes." That makes me think of those big woolly one-piece outfits people wore in 1900.

    I don't understand those Quiverfull people even a little bit. The WaPo has a story about how much more it takes to raise a child in any county in the USA, and it's astonishing how much money it takes. According to them, in Leon County, "a family of two would need to increase their income by 32 percent, for a total of $83,700 per year, to raise the first child. Raising four children requires a 103% increase in income." How do those Quiverfull people get all that money? I wonder if their churches help fund them. I guess that's why the Duggars had a reality show.

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    1. (I think that's based on an average salary for the county.)

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    2. That's exactly why I love the term "bathing costume." Because it does bring up the image of those old timey swimming suits. I think it's funny.
      I honestly do not know how these fathers support their families. I saw one of the families from Monticello in Walmart once and it was quite obvious that the kids were not getting any sort of treat things. I imagine every penny has to go to necessities. I will say the kids look healthy and well-fed. I doubt the churches help feed them as churches make their money from the congregation. Unless, of course, they have strict tithing like the Mormons and that money gets paid, even if you don't have rent money.

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  16. I wonder where people get the income to raise an endlessly growing family, too. And housing them. When I read about plural marriage, too, I don't care about who does what with whom, I just wonder who subsidizes plural households! I have an accountant's outlook rather than a social worker!

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    1. Exactly! Me too! I can't even begin to imagine that the pleasures of having multiple wives make up for the stress and difficulty of providing for all of the different families. And honestly, some of the fundamentalist sects of different religions do NOT provide for their various families who live in poverty and on government assistance. They see that as quite acceptable- bleeding the beast, they call it.

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  17. Your Pea Harvest is impressive. We once lived in a Quonset Hut on Base, they converted many into Base Housing for lower ranking Airmen. As for the Fundies, the ones we lived near, the Dads had higher paying Careers like Doctor, Lawyer, Pilot. But I have heard a lot of the Families that don't have a very good Wage Earner are probably on Assistance Programs... which makes sense, coz Raising Children is expensive and if you have a virtual Litter of them, a normal Salary of one Man wouldn't cut it and the Wives can't possibly have a Career when they're always preggy and raising that many Children... and usually Home Schooling them too.

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