Heading south on Main Street, Lloyd, FL
I decided to take a little walk this morning which is something I have not done in forever. But for some reason, it was easy to put my shoes on and head out. I walked west on Old Lloyd Road, first, my old route that takes me past Harvey's, up to the county line. Everything felt fine but I turned around at about the half mile mark because I wanted to walk down Main Street too, but I didn't want to push my milage because I'm so out of walking-shape.
Before I turned around though, I took these pictures of what is a fairly common roadside flowering plant here.
I'm not sure I'd ever done on ID on it before but I did one today and it is called Rattlebox and upon looking it up, I see that it is considered a toxic weed which is...very invasive.
One of the few invasive plants around here that I haven't seen in my yard.
Yet.
The flowers are a bit strange and a bit lovely, aren't they? I see them in other places on my usual route and they stand out with their deep orange color.
Nothing on Main Street seems to have changed much since I last walked down it. The fally-down house is still in the process of falling down. Abraham's yard is still as tidy as a clean quilt on a freshly made bed. The same ancient oaks are still there, the old store that was restored with funds from some sort of historical society something-something still lies empty, the yard around it overgrown.
Lloyd.
The My Gypsy Soul Boutique has changed though, in that I am thinking it may never open again. The banner that was stuck in front of it advertising lottery ticket sales is gone and I think that might have been the last hurrah. The "local" art didn't work, the vaguely bohemian jewelry and clothing didn't work, the tarot reading didn't work, the selling of CBD and other smoke-related things didn't work.
I am mostly shocked that it stayed open for so as long as it did.
The rest of my day after the little walk was mostly spent outside. Glen planted a few rows of white acre peas and zipper peas and offered me the opportunity to plant one more row of white acres. I took him up on that offer. He'd already laid out the row so it was mostly a matter of just poking little holes in the ground with my finger, dropping a pea in each one, covering them up and giving them a nice little pat.
I gave my gardenia bush another once over. Look who I found lurking in the branches.
One of our pretty little green anoles. I adore their eye shadow. I love the way this one's tiny front leg looks like an arm, casually draped over the back of a chair or someone's shoulders. This isn't a great picture but the little one knew I was there and I didn't dare get any closer for fear of it taking off for a safer hiding place.
My first zinnia bloom.
Of course this one is on a volunteer plant, growing up from a plant reseeded from last year. The ones I did plant a few weeks ago are coming up nicely but it'll be awhile and I stupidly planted them in rows which is simply ridiculous and an insult to the entire zinnia empire which wants to be a scattered thing. I have no idea what I was thinking.
Perhaps I was channeling Mr. Moon and his desire to see only straight lines in the garden.
Now. Speaking of Mr. Moon and the garden, he's been talking for awhile about driving the truck down to a local horse farm and getting some free composted horse shit and today he did it.
He asked me if I wanted to come help him shovel it into the truck and I said, "No. I do not."
I have become quite blunt here in my later years.
And that's fine. I don't have to shovel horse shit but there's a little story behind a time when I did which was that when Glen first came into my life, he immediately wanted to be my knight in shining armor and provide whatever it was I needed.
Like, the first thing he did was to build a fence around my backyard which I do not think we need to delve too deeply in as to the symbolic meaning there.
It was a beautiful fence.
But I had a little garden in that back yard and he found out where he could get some horse shit and both of us, along with Hank and May who were quite young then, drove out to Jefferson County and filled the truck bed. At that time, I was pretty darn young and spry and I honestly believe that one of the main things Glen Moon first loved about me was the fact that I would shovel horse shit into the truck bed and would shovel it out of the truck bed and onto the garden.
We always joke that it was that and my biscuits which charmed him so.
I will add that there were other attributes I had which he also admired but we have no need to discuss those.
And so today, after I told Glen quite plainly that no, I did not want to shovel horse shit into the truck bed nor was I going to do it, I added that I could possibly help shovel it out of the truck bed and onto the garden.
And here's what he came home with.
Do you see how helpfully he's got it all so close to the tailgate so that it will be easier to get from the truck to the garden?
He's so thoughtful like that.
It's not enough that I make biscuits every Sunday morning?
Meanwhile, I did some more weeding in the hydrangea bed and did a few other outside-related things and then...
I mopped that kitchen.
Twice.
Mission accomplished!
Here are a few more orchid bloom pictures. For some bizarre reason (I am thinking demonic possession) that little neglected orchid plant is blooming like it's getting paid.
Will wonders never cease?
Probably not.
Love...Ms. Moon










Hahaha. Loved this. OMG that anole DOES have pretty eyeshadow! Yes, that is a lot of horseshit! I didn’t expect it to look like that in such a large quantity. :-D I’ve bought cow manure in bags, but never horse poop.
ReplyDelete-Nicol
The orchid is beautiful!
ReplyDeleteThis was a true gardener's post. Glorious manure, mature manure..
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed hearing about your many qualities which attract your hubby, knowing gardening is right up there in the list! Biscuits too. Enjoy the sweet orchid, and my fingers are crossed that the gardenia blooms.
ReplyDeleteWell, you and Mr Moon have certainly proved the truth of that old saying from Shakespeare -- "The course of true love doth ever run smooth, if thou bondeth together over the shovelling of horseshit."
ReplyDeleteOh, and too bad about My Gypsy Soul Boutique. If I lived in Lloyd, it's the kind of place whose services I would patronize. Of course, living in Florida's heat would kill me stone dead, so I'll just have to stay on Canada's frozen tundra.
ReplyDeleteHow lovely to have a truck bed full of composted manure. I can imagine doling out little bits of it all over the garden to favored plants.
ReplyDeleteCeci
My ex was just telling me that some people opened up a bannock shop in their seniors' residential settlement and went out of business quickly, so they opened up an ice cream parlor instead and it goes great guns, they could hardly keep up! Makes sense to me, what senior doesn't want to stroll over to a place that sells ice cream, and often with their grandchildren in tow!
ReplyDeleteMy husband wants everything in the garden to be planted in straight lines too. One reason I go my own gardening way and he goes his.
You and your leaves and blooms! Love to see them. It's snowing here right now,after freezing rain earlier today.
-Kate
You are farmers at heart to bring home and spread composted manure. GM doing the bulk of the work sounds great to me. He will benefit from all the robust veggies that you grow, harvest, pick and cook.
ReplyDeleteIt all sounds perfectly equitable to me.
The flowers are gorgeous, even the wild invasive ones. They're a beautiful colour. You'll be happy to hear that it is snowing here tonight. This winter just won't leave us alone.
ReplyDeleteI left a comment on another post about Hank. I was so impressed with how calm he stayed while those little pricks on stage with him were such assholes. Am I a small person if I say I hope those boys on the stage with him ended up with shitty lives? Probably:)
I wondered about that Gypsy Soul Boutique and now I know. It died.
living on a cattle ranch for 30 years...am familiar with scent of both cow and horse shit. love them both! Call me weird! good for the garden! Zinnias.i am so envious.anoles...I would love. I have western fence lizards...also sometimes called blue bellied lizards......they frequent spots on my back porch and I have a water dish out there for them (which I have seen them drink from)....we have developed a relationship..better than having a cat or dog!
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Ha ha - blooming like it's getting paid...
ReplyDeleteHorse manure and biscuits and a fine gal in overalls would sway any man's heart - "she's got a way about her"...
That little green anole is wonderful- so pretty. I am mad about its colors.
Thanks for the pretty walk, too. A good day!
A lady I know of had a cheating husband, although she didn't know it at the time. On her 40th birthday they had a truckload of manure delivered to their home and she (not he) shoveled that stuff all over the garden. She found out the next day about the many mistresses and now finds it oddly symbolic that she was shoveling shit on her 40th!! What a metaphor!
ReplyDeleteI imagined a truckload of steaming manure.
ReplyDeleteWhat a way to land a man, Ms. Moon! And now I will forever link biscuits with horseshit. A great appetite suppressant. The orchid is stunning. I bought one yesterday!
The orchids and Rattlebox are both gorgeous. What a shame the Rattlebox is invasive. The composted horse shit will do wonders in your garden, but hopefully without the smell. I remember early days when our bread was delivered by horse and cart and the housewives, including Mum, would stand out by their gates with a basket for the bread and a bucket and shovel for the horse droppings, only collected by whichever housewife was lucky enough to have it dropped in front of her house. Mum would spread it on a bare patch and dig it in, ready for next season's plantings.
ReplyDeleteRattlebox is gorgeous and so is the little anole. The horse manure (I'm a lady and use only lady-like language - ha!) looks very dry. I was expecting to see large moist turds. There used to be a man I would see sometimes on my way to work. He would appear to shovel up dung when a horse or two had passed, and this on a busy road!
ReplyDeleteYour way with words just slay me! It’s always a delight to read what you have written.
ReplyDeleteI am new to your blog and love reading it. I am confused about your children. Do you have 5 children? I watched Hank on Oprah - fantastic! Thanks for sharing that.
ReplyDeleteRegarding your writing style, I like the way that you put "Yet" and "Lloyd" on separate lines to give these words useful emphasis. Metaphorically speaking, it might be argued that most of us spend our entire lives shovelling shit. It certainly feels that way sometimes.
ReplyDeleteSo many pretty flowers to see! And the little lizard photo is terrific!
ReplyDeleteYou are a trooper, Mary - shoveling horse shit is not something I would ever want to do! ;)
Rattlebean, I like the flowers, sort of pea shaped. Still too wet to do any digging or planting with our gooey dirt. Still have not got my zinnia seeds scattered. Must do that this weekend.
ReplyDeleteOrchids basically thrive on a certain level of neglect. Not TOO much neglect, but just enough.
ReplyDeleteI think I've seen that rattlebox before but I'm not sure. Interesting that it's an invasive weed. It sure is pretty.
Like you, I'm surprised MGSB survived as long as it did.
And I can't believe your zinnia, even if self-seeded, is already that far along. My zinnias are still tiny seedlings!