Thursday, June 4, 2026

Pickles Ain't Easy



 Rattlesnake beans and a magnolia tree. Two of my favorite things. I took that picture when I was picking beans this morning. 
Okay, I lied. It was early afternoon. 
And yet, still cool. It got down to around 55 degrees last night (which is about 13 degrees C) and knowing this was going to happen I opened up the bedroom window before I went to sleep and when I got up it was so cool that I put on jeans and a long-sleeved T-shirt. When I was picking I did take off the long-sleeved shirt so I was down to the tank top underneath and was quite comfortable. I'm not sure what's going on but my beans aren't as prolific or large as they were a few weeks ago although I think that may be because I planted them too closely together and the vines are shading themselves out. I came up with this theory because the beans on the overhead trellis which get a lot more sun are still going strong and are as big as the first ones were. 
Still, I managed to pick a decent basketful and decided to break out the canning kettle to make dilly beans which are pickled green beans and a big favorite with the kiddos. 
The canning kettle and the pressure canner are two entirely different things and are used for two entirely different methods of canning food. The canning kettle is simple a large pot with a lid and a rack inside of it in which you can make pickles or canned tomatoes or anything vinegary or salty or acidy as those things are not prone to harbor the bad bacteria. This is called water bath canning and for many years, that's the only kind I did. Then I got a pressure canner in which I can process my green beans when I am not pickling them. 
I have learned via a FB canning group that people can EVERYTHING including fish and eggs. Some people look for sales on things like potatoes and buy bushels full and can those. 
I am not going to that effort, trust me. Now if potatoes weren't available year round and were more expensive, I might, but they are, and they're not. I mean, my time and effort is worth something. 
And it is a lot of time and effort to can things. Especially pickled green beans, in my experience. 
You have to grow them, pick them, trim them to a size which will fit into your choice of canning jars, make the pickling liquid, which is vinegar, water, salt, and sometimes sugar, pack the beans into the jars which can take forever if you're really attempting to do a good job and get as many beans in there as possible, then put your spices in the jars along with the beans and THEN, pour the boiling liquid over everything without overflowing it (hello, canning funnel!), seal the jars with the lids you've prepared by heating them in almost boiling water and finally, putting the jars in the kettle which already has very hot water in it, raising the temperature up to boiling, and process the beans for ten minutes, which means to leave them in that water as it bubbles. 
Phew! 
It took me at least two hours to do all that in order to produce six pints of dilly beans. 
They fucking better be good. 
When I got out my kettle today and opened it, I realized it has begun to rust. I used it for the dilly beans but I will be buying a new one. I'm not sure how much pickling I'm going to be doing this year but it's probably not a good idea to process food in a rusty kettle. Also, eventually those rust spots will turn into holes. 
And when that happens, I use the kettles to put weeds in when I'm working in the yard. When Hank was a baby, I used one to let him play in during a very long, hot, summer. 

Last night I did something that I'm not sure I've ever done which was to take apart a jigsaw puzzle before it was done and re-boxing it. I've been working on that stupid, vintage Florida puzzle for probably a year and I am completely over it. I have lost all interest and since the older I get, the more useless it seems to me to finish something just because I started it when it doesn't matter one damn bit if I do or I don't, I finally said, "Fuck this shit," and it's gone. 
I went online to try and find another eeboo puzzle, the brand of puzzles I truly love and enjoy putting together, and found one on e-bay. 


This one is a "vintage" puzzle, not being made anymore but I really like it and ended up paying as much for it as I would a brand new puzzle off the eeboo website. 
La-di-dah. Life is short. 
Etc.

I haven't been in my most contented and peaceful mental state the last few days. I've been getting headaches and I think they are either caused by my sinuses doing something they should not be (allergies?) or my neck and shoulder muscles pretending they are steel bands. 
Or a combination. I find myself rubbing the areas under my eyes and also trying to stretch out my neck muscles which make that weird crunchy sound when I turn my head too far. .
So that's annoying. I rarely get headaches so of course I think I have a brain tumor but I'm pretty sure I don't, not really. This just doesn't feel like a brain tumor, not that I'd really know. 
Thankfully. 
I guess if this keeps up I'll have to go to the doctor and I swear to you- I have only been to the doctor once in the many years I've been going to Zorn's office for anything other than a regularly scheduled appointment except for kidney stone pain. 
God, I'm lucky. 

Mr. Moon's on his way home. My kitchen smells like vinegar. 

I guess I'll go make some supper. Arugula and golden and also black cherry tomatoes will be involved. 

Here's a picture I found of the potato harvest in 2021.


That was a good year. Also, Levon was really cute. 
He still is. 

Here's a picture Jessie sent today after he got a haircut at a real barber shop. 


Oh yeah. 
And of course August got one too. 


I think that's called a Sunburst Fade. Or a Burst Fade for short. Kind of a combination mullet and mohawk. 
Look at those eyes. 

Love...Ms. Moon





10 comments:

  1. Levon is still cute and that haul of spuds was a good one. I have never canned anything, too much fuss and bother for me, but my mum used to can stuff and make jams and tomato sauce and pickled things. Her chutneys and green tomato pickles were very popular, she would sell them to eke out the budget. Headache together with sinus pain could be allergy, but could also mean a severe cold, which I hope it isn't.

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  2. I sometimes think that despite the distance I'm occasionally on exactly the same wavelength as another blogger and today you're it. I'm terrified of canning even though I've got the equipment and bought what seems to be a great book called Dry Canning (or something like that). I'll have to get back on Youtube to pluck up my courage before the summer glut comes in. AND I've got a jigsaw (Wasjig) puzzle still hanging around from the Christmas before last and I think I'm just going to put it away and take it to a charity shop as the only thing it's doing for me right now is annoying the hell out of me. Hope you feel better soon!

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  3. I have always got a jigsaw puzzle on the go. I have recently given up on 2 puzzles as they were too " bitty"...areas of very small detail. I think I would enjoy your new one. I buy mine mainly from charity shops for about £3/4 as opposed to more like £15 for new!

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  4. Yes, look at those eyes! I love Levon’s hair sculpture. That was way too many potatoes for my tastes, but potatoes fesh from the garden taste like apples. I love the new puzzle. Good for you for scrapping the other one. We did a lot of canning in the '80s. Never beans, though. We won purple rosettes and blue ribbons for our kosher dill pickles. I love that they‘re called kosher. They certainly didn’t get that way because of OUR kitchen!

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  5. Those eyes will break hearts.
    I am hoping I haven't left it too long to grow some spuds this year but have to ask how you store that big a crop? Not that I would ever produce that many but would still like to keep them for a few weeks without them going mouldy or mushy.
    Another question ... does Maurice not "help" with the jigsaw puzzles? This is why I cannot have jigsaw puzzles on the go and I sorely miss them.

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  6. That reminds me to plant a spud or two next time my misfits arrives. I forgot and cooked them all last week, doh.
    I can see that canning is a high labor intensive enterprise. Great if you need to keep a lot of food available off season.

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  7. I got a pressure cooker at Sears many years ago...heavy duty stainless steel. But only tried canning with it once...it was a lot of work, and not a big size, so not really a good idea. I did like making butter and sugar pickles which were just a refrigerated recipe. Hope the headaches and neck problems go away = perhaps with Mr. Moon coming home will help. But also maybe there was cold air across your neck with that window open last night. Maybe. Grand boys do look handsome!

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  8. I was shocked to discover that my Amish friend cans meat using a hot waterbath. She has a giant canner that holds 16 qt jars. It sits on top of her huge wood stove. It is rectangular and fits over two burners. It boils away for three hours minimum before she lifts the jars out.

    I will can this year. I will certainly be dehydrating as well. That was a very successful little experiment.

    I generally buy my potatoes in 50 lb bags for $15 from a local potato farmer.

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  9. I've made crock dill pickles but I've never canned anything. Sounds like a LOT of work. I don't have a garden either - again - too much work for me. I'm pretty lazy now I think. ;)

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  10. Seems like I did some canning long long ago and far far away but I don't actually remember. I prefer the far less work of freezing. Of course when you lose power there goes all your food. Anyway, I have 6 pounds of tomatoes I brought home from SHARE yesterday (big box of romas and some regular from Walmart a touch past prime, wouldn't be very good for eating but perfect for cooking) to make my first batch of tomato sauce.

    That was a great potato harvest.

    And of course Levon had the design carved into his hair. It is so him. So is August's shaggy do.

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