There's a guy who's making a career doing little films and also appearances about Florida. The funky and the fantastic. The grit, the goofiness, and the gators. The unbelievable and the unbearable (insects, heat, pollen, hurricanes, and so forth). The absurd and the abnormal. The ridiculous and the realities.
He goes by the name of OMGitswicks and his Youtube channel can be found here.
His tagline is "Only in Florida. Just glad I got it on my flip phone."
In almost every video he shoots, he's holding some product from Publix, usually either from the deli or bakery. Oddly, he does not have any sort of monetary relationship with them. He damn well should though. And he is right- Publix is very Florida. Started here and spread from there. Not unlike pythons although not in that bad snaky way.
Today when I was headed to Melissa's to get my hair cut, I got behind that truck you see at the top and OMGitswicks' words came to my mind.
I am sure there are other states in which you might see a pick-up truck with a black tarp in the back being held down by a watermelon and a pineapple but still...
Florida keeps Floridaing for sure.
To top the the drive off as a true Florida experience, I was late to the appointment because traffic was slowed from three lanes to one on the main highway into town. The reason for the lane blocks was that the signs directing people to the Tallahassee International (hahahahahahahahahaha!) Airport were being switched out to the signs directing people to the Bobby Bowden Tallahassee International Airport.
Now, YOU may have never heard of Bobby Bowden but if you're from Tallahassee you know beyond doubt who the man was. He was the football coach for the Florida State Seminoles forever and was regarded as a saint, a savior, and the best good ol' boy this country has ever produced. I will say that there was never even a whiff of a scandal about him despite the fact that he was a major "in the name of Jesus" sort of guy which is usually a red flag.
Seriously, he was revered. He died in 2021 at the age of 91 and his name shall ne'er be forgot.
DeSantis just signed the legislation two days ago making the new name official and I suppose that it was never in doubt that it would pass if the signs are already made and being put up.
It's been a Florida day. As I suppose all of mine are for the most part.
It was good to see Melissa. No, it was GREAT to see Melissa. I got to catch up on a lot of what's going on in her world. I'm not going to name names or shame names or blame names but I will say that the constant news about one of her husband's relatives is hardly to be believed.
This person BOUGHT a hospital somewhere in Central America (I think) for a doctor who cared for this person's husband before he died, and for whom this person developed a strong friendship with.
And that is just one example.
Her own husband, a man I met through blogging is truly one of the best people in the world, along with Melissa. They were childhood sweethearts, they lost track of each other, re-met in their forties, and here they are, together again. He is the man Hank and Rachel chose to officiate at their wedding.
It's a love story, y'all. And when I say "love," I don't just mean they love each other. I mean they are loved by all who know them.
And oh yeah, she cut my hair. She agreed that I had lost some but that she, too, thinks it's growing back and not so bad.
Did I mention how sweet she is?
So she just took off some inches and it is now shorter than it has been in, well, many, many decades.
I hate pictures of my face. That thing that looks like a zit there? It's not. It's just a zit-looking red spot. The main thing is that I can still put my hair up which was of utmost importance. I remember one time when Gibson was a little boy and I had my hair down which made him uncomfortable. He kept looking at me as if I might morph into a monster any second. I put it up again and he looked at me and said, "Now you look like the real Mermer." He was so relieved.
Just for fun and because I am rather astounded, I will show you a picture of me from between thirty-five and forty years ago, I think. Glen was showing August and Levon pictures of him from his basketball career and found it.
I'm pretty sure that was taken at the Gibson Inn in Apalachicola. The astounding thing to me is that I had no idea whatsoever that I was a fairly good-looking woman. I mean, I knew I wasn't ugly although all women (and possibly some men) may feel ugly at times. But the thing is, we cannot and do no see ourselves as others see us. Because I am no longer the same woman in that picture in so many ways, I look at it quite differently than I did then when I probably hated it.
I remember that shirt which was a beautiful blue silk blouse. And the skirt was a long, longtime favorite of mine. I bought it from Tweeds, a catalog-only company as far as I know. I had several pieces of clothing from them, including two dresses that my friends and I shared around as we did back then. The silver bracelets I still have.
The hair? I do not.
Glen put the picture up on the refrigerator and I asked Levon if he didn't think I was pretty back then and he answered, as only the smartest and best men will, "You are still pretty."
He was parroting his Boppie but that is okay.
And I think I should use the reaction I have to that picture now as a lesson- I do truly hate to have pictures taken of my face now but if by some miracle I live to be eighty, I will probably look back at that picture I took of me today and think, "You had no idea how good you looked then."
As the saying goes, we will never be younger than we are today.
Tomorrow I am staying home. I SWEAR! I could get up at the ass-crack of dawn and go up to the lake with Glen to check out the new floor but that is simply not going to happen. He can take pictures and send them to me.
I feel so very behind in all of my chores and need-to-do's around here. I haven't even kicked bamboo since Sunday and god knows that is a big mistake. The truth is is that I haven't been feeling the best and I'm not sure why but perhaps tomorrow I will wake up feeling clearheaded and strong and positive in every way!
And of course pigs will be flying out of my butt.
Oh, oh!
My today's picture with the new iPhone camera which does not have a macro lens.
These are the extremely tiny blooms of a succulent I have growing in front of the window in the laundry room.
Here's a picture which shows them more in scale.
I am figuring out how to do this.
Love...Ms. Moon





Wow, that camera does do a great job! Impressive!
ReplyDeleteI carry a flip phone. This is my third or fourth one from about the mid nineties. Actually, it’s a trac phone with about 4,000 minutes on it because i don’t use it very often. Yah, not kidding. I may get a smart phone some day. Maybe….
I call my iPhone my back-up brain. I use it to look up information all the time. Also? It's great for those, "You know that guy? The one who used to be on that show and there were mountains?"
DeleteSomehow, it figures out what the hell I'm talking about. But if you're happy with your flip phone, keep it!
will just say....gorgeous pic of you with your new length hair.....you look stunning....and I'm not kidding. Stunning. Good for you! i tried to do a *Melissa* on my own w/ scissors here.....did not do myself justice...but was better than what I had..which was long, thin, stringy old woman hair! I am going to have a neighbor who enjoys cutting hair tackle MY hair one day soon...and leave it at that. You are rocking it!
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I tried cutting my own hair once. This will never happen again. Ever.
DeleteYou were certainly VERY attractive in your youth, and you are now, too. We just have to put things in perspective. I recently looked at my high school graduation picture and was amazed. I was a 'looker'. No wonder even straight boys were looking at me with a 'certain' smile. Now I look in the mirror and it's like.....Jesus...where's the nearest nursing home.
ReplyDeleteYour flowers are gorgeous. Your new phone takes some impressive pics.
Paranormal John
Ooh, John! I'd love to see that picture!
DeleteI know exactly what you mean about "where's the nearest nursing home?" I'd already qualify for the memory unit though.
That may be one of the best photos I believe I've ever taken. Excellent subject matter.
As one who will turn 80 this year, I can tell you that you are right. Photos of me from 10 or 15 years ago look so much better than I thought I did. Your hair looks good and I see no zit.
ReplyDeleteI feel like my hair is just...boring. Whatever. I really can't be bothered.
DeleteBut you are so right about time changing our perspective on our opinions of ourselves.
The camera is doing a great job. I love your hair shorter- more frisky! The succulent flower is waxy gorgeous- looks edible. I am going to be 80 at the end of the year and it is no different than being 70- for me anyway. A bit more floppy, I suppose. No big deal.
ReplyDeleteYou do NOT look eighty and I can guarantee you that when I'm almost eighty I will not be able to babysit for two littles. I'm not sure I could do it now! Whatever you're doing, keep doing it.
DeleteThe few pictures I have from past years do look nice. Better than I thought at the time, not that, full disclosure, I ever thought much about it. I know this is unusual. But I was always engrossed in making and writing and planning on making, and I didn't pay much attention. I was so bored at girls then women faffing around with their looks. Just not a thing for me, though I accepted it was a big deal for them, so I was tactful. Insofar as I can be,that is.
ReplyDeleteBeing in America in the sixties and seventies we were constantly bombarded with how we should look. Ironically, we were told we "should" look more like British supermodels than anything else. But thin? Oh my god, you had to be. We could never be too thin.
DeleteAnd I didn't have the sort of self-esteem to recognize what all this messaging was about and how ridiculous it was. Throw in the fact of being sexually abused which sort of gave me the idea that my main worth was as a sexual being. I really believe that's true.
It was complicated. Still is. I wish I'd felt more like you. I feel like you've always had a good sense of self.
You are beautiful! I love the shorter hair. And your new phone camera takes gorgeous pictures!
ReplyDeleteI'm learning. And it's a steep curve.
DeleteWho's that hot-cha-cha babe? In both photos! You look much younger than your alleged current age, you know.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm...
DeleteI thank you for those words, Debra, but if you could see the way my skin falls these days, you'd have to take back that last sentence. For some reason, it doesn't bother me that much though.
I don't think you need a macro lens, what that camera has is working just fine. Those blossoms are gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteI like your hair cut and yes, you will look back in 20 years and think, damn, I looked good then:) And you look damn good in both photos.
Good luck with the bamboo. Hopefully our snow will be gone tomorrow. I can't believe we live on the same continent:)
Oh Lord. The odds of me living to be 90 are not great. So we'll probably never know!
DeleteThe bamboo wasn't so bad. At least the ones I saw. Who knows what I missed?
Sometimes I can't believe we live on the same planet.
Your hair cut looks great, just the right length to nicely frame your face. In your younger photo you remind me of someone I have seen in movies but I don't have a name to go with the memory. The succulent blooms are gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteIt's very thin at the ends though. I'm going to be wearing it up mostly, as I always do.
DeleteThose succulent blooms knock me out. The colors!
Your pic of the succulent flowers is amaaaaazing!!!!
ReplyDeleteI kinda think so too!
DeleteClearly, everyone should have a camera without a macro lens! You were and are beautiful. And, yes, take more photos how for when you’re pushing 100. I too see many old photos of myself and think, “Wow. You weren’t bad looking.” Will we ever learn. I didn’t know you were a blonde (love it) and I love your new bob.
ReplyDeleteI was blonde for a long time and then went through a weird phase of making myself even blonder. I mean- blondes always have more fun, right? I have to say I think they do, depending on how you define "fun" which Clairol never seemed to do.
DeleteYou were stunning (and still are). Isn't it funny that most of us can't recognize that we weren't actually bad looking, but then maybe that was just our youthful insecurities. I also remember thinking I was fat when I weighed about 110 lbs! Ha, if only!
ReplyDeleteThe weight thing still haunts me- how I thought I was fat at much lower weights than was probably even healthy. Disordered eating, anyone? I still struggle with the issues of it all.
DeleteThe new phone is giving you very nice photos.
ReplyDeleteYour new haircut is lovely and still being able to wear it up is good.
I did not know you were blonde. That's a nice photo. Now we know where August gets his blonde hair.
As I said to Mitchell, I was quite blonde as a child and was still blonde as I got older but I made myself blonder for a while.
DeleteI never had much self-esteem and was always unhappy with my looks. But now I DON"T CARE and it is so much better to be relaxed with my appearance. No one is looking at me so I can wear what I want and cut my own hair and not wear makeup...
ReplyDeleteYou are lovely inside and outside, Mary! And I love the photo of the sweet flowers.
There are so many things I don't care about any more concerning my looks. I will tell you though, that losing weight has been the best thing to happen to me, physically, at least, for many years. For a whole lot of reasons.
DeleteLove the new Bobby Bowden airport. At least the Seminoles still have their name...but really shouldn't. Keep on enjoying having hair, says one with whispy white strings all over her 83 year old skull. Skin care is also important, which I have finally given in and started the sunblocking lotions.
ReplyDeleteSomeone in the paper commented something like, "So now are we going to refer to the airport as The Bobby?"
DeleteYou made me laugh with the sun block. I still don't use it and I KNOW I should.
Oh I forgot, lots of FL trucks in my blog today too!
ReplyDeleteSaw that and what a funny coincidence!
DeleteWow! For not having a macro, you're taking some great photos.
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean about how we think of ourselves. I never considered myself to be pretty...striking maybe, some sort of force showing through but like you, when I look at pictures of myself in my 20s and 30s I think maybe I was pretty. My hair is about the same length as yours is currently. I had been keeping it short but let it grow out last year out of laziness and it's driving me crazy. It gets put up in a little bun every day to keep it out of my face.
We were so brainwashed to think that unless we looked a certain way, we were NOT pretty. The definition of beauty was quite rigid and narrow, wasn't it? How unfair and cruel that was. And it's probably still that way although hopefully not nearly as bad.
DeleteMy hair gets put up right after I brush my teeth every day. If I did get it cut really short, I'd have to almost buzz cut it. I can't stand hair in my face.
When my firstborn (now almost 52) was about six months old, I had my hair cut from mid-back length to fairly short. When I walked in the door, my baby took one look at me and started to cry; he would not come to me. Luckily, I had regularly worn a triangular bandana scarf to hold back my hair when it was long. So for about two weeks I had to wear the scarf on my head around him until he finally accepted the haircut...and me. About the only male I know who noticed I got a hair cut.
ReplyDeleteI love that story! Okay, obviously I don't like the fact that your sweet baby didn't recognize you or perhaps DID recognize you but could not make sense of the change. Bless his little heart.
DeleteYour last sentence though, absolutely cracked me up.
I know, honey. I know.
late to the party.....you have aged beautifully.... really. I'm in awe. And your haircut is perfect! That's what I attempted to do with mine...it's the right length (just short enough/long enough to pin up with a clasp)....but ....mine was not expertly done...LOL.it was an after shower *I've got to deal with this NOW* moment! LOL! No harm done, really.... not entering any beauty contests LOL
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