Saturday, July 12, 2025

In Which I Discuss Invasive Plants Once Again. Skip This One If You've Heard Enough About That Shit


So attractive, right? I should be ashamed to even post this picture.
That's the view from the door leading out of the laundry room. The building you see there which needs massive wood replacement (as does the whole house) is the old kitchen, which was my writing room for quite awhile but is now Glen's office. And that ancient picket fence just needs to go. We discuss this often.
That unattractive strip of dirt and overgrown iron plants as well as overgrown border grass is part of the old kitchen garden which I bitch about all the time because I've let it go to hell and it, like all the rest of the yard, is filled with ALL the invasive plants and for the past few months, every time I looked out at that view, I felt terrible about all the glory bower and other plants that I haven't even identified, just running amok. And it drove me crazy and I vowed, every time I saw it (at least three times a day), that I would do something about it.

So today I waited until it got to the apex of the heat index (that's probably an incorrectly written sentence in every way but, whatever) and put my long overalls on and got the garden cart and a shovel and the trowel and the old canning kettle that I throw weeds in and I cleaned out as much of the area as I could before passing out. 
And that wasn't much.
But at least I got some of it. 
I am going to get some help with this yard. Perhaps that'll happen when we get back from North Carolina. I can't believe it but we're leaving on Wednesday, taking our time, and arriving on Thursday. I'm not feeling as anxious as I usually do about a pending trip because we've done this one so many times we practically know each and every turn in the road, as well as good places to stop and pee. 
I am very excited to see Jessie and Vergil and August and Levon. I am sure that August and Levon have both grown at least a foot. I wonder how soon it will be that every one of my grandchildren is taller than I am. Two down, three to go. 
Meanwhile, I am trying to get things done that need doing before we leave. Today I made up the bed with clean sheets in the guest room for Mark, house-sitter extraordinaire. I've made sure that I have plenty of all my medications and will get those organized. I need to go to the library and return books and get new books. I haven't yet figured out what book I'll be reading to Glen on our trip. This is tradition. So I need to do that.
Of course I have to pack and I am grateful that this year I will have a few more options in that department. Some months ago I ordered a brand new, not from e-bay, linen dress. When it arrived, it was a tad too small and I didn't feel comfortable in it but knowing that I was about to ask my doctor to prescribe one of the GLP-1's, I did not send it back and now it fits quite well, is a lovely shade of blue, has deep pockets, and could hardly be more comfortable. It was a little too long and I had hoped to get that taken care of today. I did not finish the task but I have it all ready to sew the hem now. 


Hopefully, I'll get that done tomorrow. I've got another dress that needs hemming and maybe I'll get that one done too. 

I got a text from Costco that my sunglasses are in so I'll be picking those up on Monday. I wonder what Glen's going to think about them. I haven't even shown him a picture. 

I just checked the weather for Black Mountain for next week and it would appear that it's going to rain every day. Oh well. La-di-dah. At least it's only going to be in the eighties and not the nineties. What a relief that will be. 

Glen got most of the stains out of the green velvet chair last night. After years and years of detailing the pre-owned cars he sold, he knows how to do it. He uses Windex and an old bit of terry cloth. I am sure there are other methods but he has tried this one and found it true. I bow to his experience. Cleaning upholstery is not something I've ever really worried about. I must sound like a slob. I don't think I am but perhaps I'm delusional. 

And as I so often say, that is enough of that. Why anyone comes here to read the ridiculously boring shit I write about is beyond me but I am so grateful that some do. 

More zinnias.


Love...Ms. Moon








42 comments:

  1. "Why anyone comes here to read the ridiculously boring shit I write about is beyond me..." Back again. I guess I must be a masochist!

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  2. all I can say is........your *shit* is NEVER boring in the least!
    Susan M

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  3. You're real. You write beautifully.

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  4. Shit is badly written, badly spelled and with poor grammar. Your writing is eloquent and elegant.
    Shit is also those damn invasive plants.

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    1. I find myself making more and more typos these days. It sort of freaks me out.
      You are so right about the invasive plants.

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  5. Clearing invasives is a big job. The deep roots are tough to remove. The cleared space looks good and well prepared for something new. Over the years, I've reduced garden space by having a patio installed and it has worked well.
    Windex for spot removal is new to me. I'll try it on the next stain before I call Stanley Steamer.
    80 degrees in NC sounds pretty wonderful.

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    1. But I've got at least an acre that I try to keep control of! A patio would help.
      Yeah. See if Windex works for you.
      80 degrees sounds divine.

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  6. The blue of that dress is a crowd pleaser for sure, You just can not go wrong with that shade. So pleased that it fits you well, having ditched - what- about 18 pounds! Excellent! By the way I think i forgot to comment on Maggie's new lower half- Stunning! Get that girl a wheel Chair.

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    1. More like 16. But whatever. Between that dress and my old, old favorite which is slightly more turquoise, I feel like I have at least a few of the colors of the sea in Cozumel.
      I should show Maggie a Youtube of Bette Midler doing her mermain in a wheelchair routine!

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  7. I guess I'm just used to coming in here or some such thing ..
    Black Mountain already? Have you met Blogger Barbara who lives there? She's lovely.

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    1. Barbara and I have discussed the fact that she lives in Black Mountain! I think that's so cool.

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  8. I hate cleaning upholstery, so always made sure couch cushions had removeable washable covers. Now that it's just me and no room at all for a couch, my tv recliners are leather and so is my computer chair.
    I'd be really worried about so much rotting wood on a house. Damp equals mould and that's a very bad thing for me, I am so allergic.

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    1. Our sofa and Glen's recliner are leather so no spot cleaning needed there. I could actually do some leather treatment on them once in a while but I don't.
      Damp does equal mold and if you ever stepped inside of this house, you'd probably pass out.

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  9. Forgot to say how pretty that blue is on the dress and to have a great time at Black Mountain.

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  10. I just love reading your " shit", please keep going!

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    1. I see no end in sight unless dementia overtakes me. Oh, well, it'll definitely end when I die.

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  11. PS We shall be seeing the grands today...not seen 12 yr old George for ages, and I think he will probably now be taller than me! ( and maybe taller than his 15 yr old sister...she won't like that !!)

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    1. Oh, I hope you're having such a good time with those young'uns!

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  12. I love the way you write and how you tell a story. Nothing boring about your shit! I think I mentioned I was taller than my grandmother when I was 10. And there’s no one in my family with Mr. Moon’s height genes.

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    1. And yet you are quite tall, aren't you? Must be a Viking or something somewhere in your background. Very few people have Mr. Moon's height genes except for other Moons. Well, I know there are many but it is rather uncommon.

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  13. I just know that would I be living in the climate you describe, my yard would just turn into a jungle and I would not care. How you can put on a pair of overalls and work, past apex or not whatever, is beyond me.
    Have a safe journey!

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    1. We'd have to hack our way out of the doors with machetes!
      Trust me- I do not work for long. Also, I have extremely lightweight overalls but they do protect my knees.

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  14. We used clear Windex as the cleaner (mixed with water) in one of those rented carpet cleaning machines. Worked GREAT.

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  15. our last untamed garden spot became a certified butterfly habitat bc the only thing that would grow well was the damn milkweed. maggie is pure JOY as a mermaid and I hope your road trip is easy travels <3 xxalainaxx

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    1. I love the idea of entire spot of milkweed for the butterflies. That's just such a fine thing.
      Maggie was obviously meant to be a mermaid, right?
      I hope our travels are easy too. We take it slow.

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  16. I'm going to have to try windex on the stains on my couches, thanks to Mr. Moon:)
    How has Vergil's family done since the hurricane last year? Obviously the roads have been cleared.
    I'm glad you're getting someone to help with the garden, sometimes we need help. As for that picket fence, it looks like it just needs some good kicks to knock it over. Might be theraputic. Just saying.
    My friend and I are leaving on Thursday for our road trip. She tells me that her husband would never stop to look at anything, my husband is the opposite. Obviously we will be stopping to see everything, especially waterfalls.
    Hope you had a good day sweetie.

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    1. Vergil's family is doing well, I think, although there still may be storm damage yet to be dealt with and I know that the landscape of the mountain where they live looks different than it did. His parents just got a well and a pump and you know that must be the most thrilling thing ever!
      The fence wouldn't fall over because of all the plants holding it up!
      I hope that you have the very, very best road trip. Just like Thelma and Louise, without the whole murder thing, of course.

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  17. Lord, you were born a ramblin' woman... And I think that's why we all come here. Just like real conversation, it flows easily from one topic to the next, and it is as if we were sitting in that velvet chair talking away as you ironed your blue dress.

    Anyways...

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    1. It is true! I am indeed a ramblin' woman.
      I am grateful that you enjoy that aspect of me. Thank you.

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  18. I always enjoy your posts, Mary.
    Hope the rain will hold off while you visit Jessie's gang but I know you will have fun no matter what. How quickly the summer is flying by. They will be heading back for school before you know it!

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    1. Oh god. That's the truth. They already have school supplies on display at Publix.

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  19. Safe Travels. Glad for the Mr. Moon Upholstery Tip of Windex and Terrycloth Rag, Thank You. A Vendor Friend told me how best to get price Tags off Antiques without harming the Antique, Bug Spray, who knew? I know you'll enjoy those Grandsons and have a Big Time, I bet they have both grown at least a Foot taller too!!!

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    1. BUG SPRAY! Ugh. I am not sure I could bring myself to do that.
      We shall see how big those boyos have gotten. I am so excited to see them.

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  20. Our dual recliner loveseat needs some serious cleaning, like steam cleaning cleaning. Spot cleaning just doesn't do it anymore. that strip of land doesn't look so bad to me (I realize that's the after picture) but if you aren't going to plant anything there why not let the monkey grass and aspidistra have it? And you made me laugh at going out in the apex of the heat because that's what I do to. I like my leisurely mornings too much to get out there before it gets hot.

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    1. Well, just like with the kitchen floor- there does reach a point where spot cleaning just doesn't cut it.
      I don't mind the iron plant or the monkey grass so much. Our whole lawn could be monkey grass for all I care but it does grow INTO flower beds and choke things out.
      I am so glad you said that about your leisurely mornings. I swear, I sit here in the morning thinking, "I bet Ellen's already outside working her ass off."

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  21. How many bloggers share their lives so reliably and honestly as you do, and do it well? Not many. That's why I read. It's because I like you.

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    1. Well, I sure am glad I'm not boring everyone to death.Thank you, Kate.

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